September 2010
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custodi della realta, part 11.2
“Sho, Rho, Mu, Psi!” Kim shouted as Lego men and women clacked for their lives, their smiles hid the terror they were experiencing by only a small margin. Kim summoned up five trillion Doxies flying F16s, which made Morgan wonder how tiny dogs could see over the dashboard and pilot a multi-billion dollar fighter jet. But then he was distracted by their adorable eyes and let his...
August 2010
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tech support guy versus morgan
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tech support guy versus glenn beck 2
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tech support guy versus glenn beck
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tech support guy- fuck it
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custodi della realta, part 11.1
Morgan awoke to the sounds of three giant Glenn Becks, jovially rolling down a hill of dung while retracting his statements about Obama being a racist. “I can’t identify with those comments Mr. Wallace! Mow my lawn you lousy brat!” he screamed with an almost insane degree of happiness. Morgan, on the other hand, had just woke up from a long night of arguing with Alpha and ...
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custodi della realta, part 11
The black and yellow crystal the size of a bowling ball slammed into Antimo’s face, shattering upon impact, and knocking a few teeth loose as well. “What the flying Hell was that!?” Antimo asked while in some serious pain. Nordafet was laughing his ass off when Tsan’s fragment crystal, now the size of a Hypergiant, drew him into the outer most reaches of the galaxy....
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custodi della realta, part 10.5
“Oblivion awaits for those that dare attack the citadel!” a greasy deaf man said as he squeaked across the floor of a large wooden Donkey Kong country like church. “You can’t catch me!” he noted as Alex tried to get a grip on him through a few submission moves, but ultimately failed in a hugely inadvisable way. Just then, a beast with purple dongs for fingers...
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custodi della realta, part 10.5
“Oblivion awaits for those that dare attack the citadel!” a greasy deaf man said as he squeaked across the floor of a large wooden Donkey Kong country like church. “You can’t catch me!” he noted as Alex tried to get a grip on him through a few submission moves, but ultimately failed in a hugely inadvisable way. Just then, a beast with purple dongs for fingers...
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custodi della realta, part 10.4
The bone monster’s grandma in a rocking chair lasers fired tidal waves of loud speakers that blaird the latest in new wave Muzak at Morgan, sending his bones into a paralizing state of terror. His eyes, brain, spleen, and lower intestines evacuated themselves out of the way before the real damage could be done. Morgan was now wondering why his internal organs, two that had slept with...
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custodi della realta, part 10.4
The bone monster’s grandma in a rocking chair lasers fired tidal waves of loud speakers that blaird the latest in new wave Muzak at Morgan, sending his bones into a paralizing state of terror. His eyes, brain, spleen, and lower intestines evacuated themselves out of the way before the real damage could be done. Morgan was now wondering why his internal organs, two that had slept with...
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custodi della realta, part 10.3
The bloody knight stopped for just a second, “You fight to exis-” a blinding flash of light and several seconds later, Barney Fife had decimated his opponent with ease. Knowing he would just end up on the other side in this travesty called war. “You know, you’re right… I don’t have an answer to your question, so what? Heh… Let them come forever more!...
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custodi della realta, part 10.2
The knight stood its ground as the Spider King charged forward, its massive mountain like legs tearing through the round, carving huge chunks of Reality out of the round and causing massive flows of fire to belch out in its wake. “I see that you no longer wish to fight with words, maybe I was wrong to challenge the great Puppet King. I knew your Master, as he was my son. have at...
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custodi della realta, part 10.1
The knight stopped dead in its tracks, and waited for his opppenent to finish up what he was doing. “So you fight not for valor nor destruction, but harbor great vengeance against both?” he said in an old English accent. “I can not, for my very soul, say that I disagree with your ideals, as I too tire of the fighting. I was once a proud King, loved by my subjects, my...
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custodi della realta, part 10
The Puppet King sat alone between the volatile barriers that sat two million miles away from him on either side. His brow furrowed a little bit as he looked down upon the laser scapel set before him, trying to save a mans life. A bead of wooden sweat formed and fell off of the king, as the thin energy like strings gleamed a little of the darkness away form his thoughts. There wasn’t...
July 2010
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50X6=300
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YAY! A NEW FUCKING HOUR I GET TO GET UP AT! WTF...
so, i live with my folks(stfu), and they decide to move our noisiest mutt to my room. tell me, wtf would i want to get up at 4 in the morning? really? so im up at 4 in the morning, desperately writing this on the wii, with a wiimote. One pita letter at a time. I blame BP. Posted via email from {{http://twistedhauptansragepage.posterous.com}} | Comment » so, i live with my...
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Custodi Della Realta, part 9.5
Morgan, Kim, Nordafet, Antimo, and for some reason Credion stood around, dumb founded at the pair of bicycles riding by. The bikes themselves were nothing more then two groups of midgets building a working model of a Tesla Coil, but the fact that the whole thing functioned as a bicycle simply amazed and bewildered Kim beyond belief. Morgan shrugged as the midget troupe sung about stoned...
Big brother voice is a big dick
Okay, is it just me, or has the dude watching the houseguests had the bitchy pill force fed him by artillery cannon? I am addicted to the bbad and regular show. I came to love the show at the much loved chima incident. So i know for a fact that the voice of the mighty bb series, pro duke tion, is verily bitchy this year. In fact, the only this season is going to do for that guy is give him his own...
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we evolved because the dinos were stupid.
Morgan Gavin We evolved from capuchan monkeys eating dragon flies and getting rejected from capuchan dating shows. Monday at 10:34pm · LikeUnlike · Edward Jon Valdez Thn the bible of tht aspect of creation is wrong coz if God created ADAM AN EVE..thn soon every other living thing??.. who created dinosaurs if they even exsist before human and mammals were created?? ...
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have you ever given yourself a black eye while masterbating? no? me niether. stupid thoughts huh? Read more: http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendId=62450065&page=33#ixzz0tgiMZwIg Posted via email from {{http://twistedhauptansragepage.posterous.com}} | Comment » have you ever given yourself a black eye while masterbating? no? me ...
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great, now im going to waste time writing this instead of listening to music while i write. this kinda pisses me off. im trying ot get work done and i cant listen to a steady flow of music on my usual sites of pandora, or on itunes. and the songs i do have, i dont like because ive listened to them so many times that it just annoys the fuck out of me. it does.but now im listneing to the...
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ACTUAL THOUGHTS! a blog barf of fun times! Current mood: animated Category: Life ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok folksy dolksy! time for another blog of entertaining thoughts, mispelled conceptions and animosity towards something that i get quite confused over. but first, id like to witness the birth of jesus crist into our modern world of tech and gadgets...
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i need to sort some things out here…. ok for infinite web weve got in order of appearance on the site both groups and character names in them probly should include character descriptions as well. as the basic plot for I.W…. nah.the clarv: 1. troll 1.2. trent 2. dan jorg 2.1. evil pure, 2.2. good pure 3. bo fu chan, 3.1. fu huo 3.2. guan chou 4. gar 5. justin the...
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alrighty, time for some updates no? Current mood: accomplished Category: Writing and Poetry ive been really really busy trying to get some stories completed and even came up with a very ambitious project, ambiguosly shorted to promised souls, because titles like that are just fucking too long. anyways, major updates are mainly for delmer and...
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im just full of rage tonight…. Current mood: accomplished alrighty folks, time for the good stuff you keep hoping to read in my blogs. my little lovely blogstalkers! i say that proudly. folks, i am an understanding guy, one that constantly allows the belittlement of myself because i dont want to ruffle any feathers, but if i get ruffled up enough or for the right reasons, then i...
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rweg this is just a testmy mind is freezing Read more: http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendId=62450065&page=34#ixzz0tghNuDb3 Posted via email from {{http://twistedhauptansragepage.posterous.com}} | Comment » rweg this is just a testmy mind is freezing Read more: ...
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wait wait wait…. igot some questions. 1. whos written around a thousand pages? me. 2. whos written nearly 1000 song lyrics? again, me. 3. whos getting a book published? me once again. 4. what does my blog header say? ill repeat it for those of you who think you know better. MY blogs, MY stories, MY thoughts, MY works. YOU the reader… i really need to changei...
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ok, ok, ok…. for once i have to agree with bill, he should shut up. i agree that bill must shut up totally and completly, and for one reason. bill is always right, therefor he must shut up. its my profile, i will say and write whatever the hell please me in my blogs and my status. if you dont like it, then remove me from your updates. its the simplest little thing to do, you...
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im discontent… Current mood: anxious paranoid dillusional misunderstanding, trustful, utterly confused, schizophrenic, completly lost, moronic at times, dreaming constantly, can never concetrate, always in pain, always have to work through the pain, always have to deal with everything…. and yet i still manage to screw things up…..or not…. im confused…...
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oi vey do i have a lot on my mind, but know me, i will probably to get to maybe one or two of them at most. alright, well, here goes. have you ever found yourself wondering the major what ifs? like what i got my life together? what if i had shown a bit more back bone? what if my damned dog didnt fart all the fucking time while im writing a blog? its always something to note that no matter...
something from the past
Yo, this is just an update thing that I’ll be well… updating. Anyways, I’ll be adding some new stuff to this occasionaly that will be fucking epic. Trust me on this, I know epic writing. Mind you, it’ll ooks crappy, but its defenatley awesome none the less.1. dr3arms Infinite web, the charcoaled remains of the promised souls 1. the grefnu: year one 2. the trelent:...
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stan the garbage man - disney gets donkey punched
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tiaras and toddlers should go.... nevermind......
ok folks, my latest little gripe against the southern oppresiveness of church going pageant moms is this one simple messege. STOP DOING THAT! YOU ARE FUCKING UP LITTLE BOYS SEXUALITY, AND FORCING LITTLE IRLS TO GROW INTO PORNSTARS BEFORE THAT THING WE DO WHEN WE GET BIGGER…. I THINK ITS CALLED GROWING BUT I CANT BE SURE! AT ANY RATE, STOP FUCKING WITH YOUR KIDS MINDS YOU PERVERTED SELF...
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Custody Della Realta, part 9.3
“Hulle kan nie ver wees, soek die omtrek!” a squeky voice rang out against the dinner time rush of a giant death dealing McDonalds store. “WHAT!?” his second in command, who happened to be hard of hearing, and never understood anything his superior told him grunted. “Hulle kan nie ver wees, soek die omtrek! Omtrek!” the squeaky voice bellowed again,...
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raging ranter
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did i happen to mention that reality television is...
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hey all, just checking in...
It has been quite the while since I wrote a decent length blog. Well here goes nothing. You know how a while back I told you VIA FUCKING CELL PHONE TEXT… That I was going to get myself a new Netbook in a few days? Well that few days turned into a few weeks… But it will happen sooner or later… hopefully sooner, because I Don’t know how much more I can take of this shit. I...
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custodi della realta, part 9.2
Kim, Steve, Gutsman and Mega Man were having a picnic outside of Dr. Robotnic’s mean bean machine, which pretty much supplied them with a never ending line of deathly farts that killed off most of the Smurf population, thus ending Ganondorfs quest to kill Tony Hayward for wanting his life back. There wasn’t much to go on, nothing left between the battle of Mechabeck and Antimo, nor of...
June 2010
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something interesting...
i completely forgot about this way back when in the heyday of recordings, hope you all enjoy it…. all (54130 KB) Listen on posterousthough this really should be in the my speaky place. Posted via email from {{http://twistedhauptansragepage.posterous.com}} | Comment » i completely forgot about this way back when in the heyday of recordings, hope you all enjoy...
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Custodi Della Realta, part 9.1
The black and gold Syrup struggled to form into a recognizable shape as the Bloody Strands and the Golden Strands watched with a mild curiosity. “You stupid bitch! You’ve unleashed the one thing I cannot defeat!” it screeched in fury as it retracted back into a tight ball the size of a watermelon. “Resaec? I thought you died! I saw Morgan smash you to death with the...
Fw: Mr toads whack off ride
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had an awesome date tonight!
Well folks, I’m happy to announce that yours truly has been on a date. With a woman, and we watched Prince Of Persia, ate a combo platter, didn’t bother to bring any left overs, so it’s all good. We talked, laughed, joked around about how this one guy we saw was butt rubbing against the wall of the Petsmart we were across from. Originally we thought he was humping the wall....
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Okay folks.... More crap crop from Crimpy the...
WTF did I just say? Anyways, the thought of something just entered my mind, and it might be the coffee, but it also might be the fact that for some reason people are just idiots when it comes to doing the right thing. I’ve been in the process of figuring many things out now. Like WTF am I doing with my life, why I have to listen to an idiot ramble on about things im just not interested...
sarah fergeson, the drunk bitch, tells oprah, the...
WOW! like we really need another drawn out tear jerker, telling us that we just dont need to see another reedy boob sack exploiting her bfs societal power… for money. tell me again the is really supposed to make anyone actually feel better about the life we have already? i swear to god that this is the fucking down fall of royalty as we know it. first we have dianna dying in the tunnel....
May 2010
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My first flip movie
Yeah, I know it’s not really the best, but hey, when you’re on a tight schedule like I am now a days, you can’t afford to be picky… Even when you really want to be. That being said, things are going smoothly over here, as I save up to buy my own laptop for convience of use, and for the great fact that hey, now I can post whenever I can! But, what’s really interesting...
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Well folks, it has beeneth a whileth since I was...
Now for those of you who have lost patience with my lack of posting stuff up here that actually had an effect on your morning deposits into the latrine god of shit, I missed you. The other four hundred of you can fuck off the happy Rainbow Of Death. Seriously though, a lot has gone on while I was away. What with the oil spillage, Gary Coleman kicking the midget bucket, and of course, Goldman and...