The bloody knight stopped for just a second, “You fight to exis-” a blinding flash of light and several seconds later, Barney Fife had decimated his opponent with ease. Knowing he would just end up on the other side in this travesty called war. “You know, you’re right… I don’t have an answer to your question, so what? Heh… Let them come forever more! Luchero existir…” he said calmly as he sat back down between the two barriers, that seemed more like crushing waves of insanity building up underneath him. “Let them come…”

Back in the newly formed Dream Dimension, thanks in part to the Chasm and the Colossus Of Darkness, Morgan, Kim, Nordefet, Antimo, and Elmer Fudd had been going hunting. Morgan knew the scenario right off the bat as he saw Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck arguing about what season it was. “It’s rabbit season!” Daffy exclaims, wildly gesturing with his hands towards the sign.

“No, it’s duck season!” Bugs calmly mimics back at the duck. Morgan, not wanting to waste anyone’s time, simply took a bow and arrow and with one bolt, nailed both the duck and the rabbit through the head into the trunk of a nearby tree.

“Oh the Warner Brothers aren’t going to like this one-” Elmer was interrupted as Antimo snapped his head off his neck and sucked out the innards. “Well, hows he taste?” Morgan asked mockingly.

Antimo grimaced, “Like fucking ink, how did you think it was going to taste like?” he paused for a minute and realized where they were. “It’s been a long time since we’ve been back here. Where it all started.” Antimo calmly proclaimed. Kim wondered what morgan’s other side meant until she vaguely remembered the dream she had half a year ago.

“You mean to say that it was all real?” she asked timidly. Morgan nodded. “Yeah. It was. Literally all Hell broke loose when the Beast was born. Trillions upon trillions of lives were lost in the five day fight against him.” the Lost Wolf placed a hand on the deep scar on his chest and held it there for a second.

“Well, it’s no use hanging around this pile any longer then we really have to. I don’t know what the Chasm means by restoring the Dream Dimension, but I doubt we’ll be having a good welcoming party… right?” Antimo smiled as he bent over to pick up a loose chunk of the Beast’s eye. “Right. Hey Morgan, something isn’t right here, come take a look.” While the Lost Wolf and Antimo were talking about the eye he had found, Kim and Nordafet explored the wasteland of shields, chest plates, swords, and Deom skeletons that were stacked one upon the other.

“How long do you think this is after the battle?” Kim asked Nordafet, who was busy scavenging the soldiers graveyard for usable weapons. “I don’t know, looks to be a few hours after Sarah and Morgan left the first time around. Deom corpses tend to decompose fairly quickly, so I wouldn’t be surprised in the least. But what’s the Chasm’s angle in restoring it to this early of a point?” 

The group didn’t have long to wait for the answer as hundreds of bones lifted from the ground and slammed together. First making the feet, then legs and waist, then torso and finally the arms, neck, hands, and head. “What the flying Hell is that supposed to be?” Morgan said quietly.

“I don’t know… but I’m kinda getting tired of all this fucking fighting every ten seconds.” Antimo retorted with a little bit of anger in his voice. Aneeh and Joseph watched from the top of the crater, witnessing what Joshua would have explained to be a time trap.

“So, little sister,” Joseph began with a slight hint of excitement in his voice, “Do you think this creature will pose a problem for them? I mean, they did just escape from the Chen bot and her loyal army of CBS lawyers.” Aneeh simply drew a shotgun out of midair and jammed the barrel down his throat up to the stock. There was a single three seconds where she just might not pull the trigger. The Arhem woman did it anyways, and after weighing the pros and cons of her next action, pulled it another ten times just to be on the safe side. “Don’t you be making jokes about CBS lawyers. Or Julie Chen. Hard to believe that she works for the Chasm of Non-existence. But I don’t think this minimonster will be much of a challenge for Morgan, much less Antimo or Nordafet.”

Joseph healed himself, and after readjusting his jaw bone back into place, thought outloud. “We know the true level of strength of the Lost Wolf, the Deom, and.. whatever Antimo is. I’m more concerned about that Kim woman. To be honest, I don’t think she’s of any concern to us.” he sighed and brushed the quickly growing hair out of his eyes, “So why would Joshua want to go after her? It’s not like Chasm is in desperate need of fashion ti-” Aneeh threw the shotgun away and pulled out a repeating triple layered crossbow and let loose the entire salvo on her immortal brother. “Joshua has his orders, as do we. Unfortunately for you, I am privy to violence against you.” aneeh smilled and chucked the weapon over her shoulder as her brother pulled out the bolts one by one.

“I’m not entirely sure you regained all your senses, since you were attacked by the flying Armadillo monsters. Why they went straight for your privates I will never know, but you seemed to get a kick out of it.” Aneeh was about to unload a salvo of cruise missiles on Joseph, but decided that their current adventure was more important. “I guess Joshua seems to think Kim poses a threat in the long run. We’ll just have to wait and see what she does before making any assumptions into the matter.” there was a small flash of light and Aneeh smiled. “Sarah… Why am I not surprised. How are-” sarah wasted no time in driving the business end of a icepick up into the back of Aneeh’s skull, bringing out her twin magnum gatling guns and blowing off her one time friends right arm, left leg, both eyes, ripping off her jaw, and carving a huge chunk out of her ribcage.

Joseph started to clap his hands in excitement but Sarah turned one of the guns onto him and he lost both hands for the moment.  ”OH COME ON!” he shouted in anger. “You have any idea how long it takes for these things to grow back properly? Now I’m going to have to reschedule that manicure the Chasm promised me!”

 Sarah wasn’t listening in the least, she kept both guns trained on the Arhem twins, knowing it would be a matter of time before she ran out of ammunition. ‘Come on Morgan, hurry up and get away from there!’ she thought urgently. Morgan was having his own trouble as the bone monsters finger nails turned into a battery of laser cannons, repeating crossbows, tommy guns, colt forty fives, and grandmothers in rocking chairs with sawed off shotguns.

 ”You took my pig!” they shouted at Morgan while they took aim. “I DON’T HAVE YOUR FUCKING PIG!”  he shouted back, annoyed at the prospect that yet again, he was going to have to defend himself against yet another false animal theft accusation by the McCoys.

Kim simply wished all this would stop.

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The bloody knight stopped for just a second, “You fight to exis-” a blinding flash of light and several seconds later, Barney Fife had decimated his opponent with ease. Knowing he would just end up on the other side in this travesty called war. “You know, you’re right… I don’t have an answer …