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“Sho, Rho, Mu, Psi!” Kim shouted as Lego men and women clacked for their lives, their smiles hid the terror they were experiencing by only a small margin. Kim summoned up five trillion Doxies flying F16s, which made Morgan wonder how tiny dogs could see over the dashboard and pilot a multi-billi …The black and yellow crystal the size of a bowling ball slammed into Antimo’s face, shattering upon impact, and knocking a few teeth loose as well.
“What the flying Hell was that!?” Antimo asked while in some serious pain. Nordafet was laughing his ass off when Tsan’s fragment crystal, now the size of a Hypergiant, drew him into the outer most reaches of the galaxy. “Umagawdwhathafugisthat!?” Nordafet stammered in complete and utter terror. His terror was made more so when he was slammed into the surface of the crystalline Hypergiant. on the inside, Nordafet was drawn into the middle of the structure and heard the distant sound of trillions of hundred barrel gatling guns shooting off tiny nukes. “Well, that’s so cute!” Nordafet said with the wonder and joy of a child on Christmas morning. But soon, that joy was turned into a traumatizing deathblow to his being, when he realized that an infinite number of nukes were heading towards his exact location. “Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! fuck! fuck fuck fuck fuck! I’ve got to get the-” his sentence was cut short when the first one slammed into him, then ten more, twenty more after that, and seven thousand after that, unleashing trillions of metric quadratic tons of pressure onto his being. The Fragment of Reality laughed in a constant barrage of joy and fear. After all, he didn’t want to kill off his potential new home, and at the same time, he wanted to see what Nordafet was truly made of. ‘Come on! Fight back Deom!’ Tsan thought to the person trapped inside the insane levels of pressure. Nordafet, getting tired from trying to hold his form together, simply decided to split in half and gather the energy into himself. “Damn it! Can’t believe it’s come to this! I hope the Deom Lords can forgive me for this, but I’m in desperate need of help!” the Deom’s top half formed a giant tennis racket and slammed the next thousand nukes back to the Tupac clones. The Tupac clones then released several postmortem albums, in which they are all subsequently blown up by their own nukes. Not surprisingly, it was deathly contraversial, full of swear words that even by today’s standards were more evil than two hump back whale on the Larry King Live show. The crystalline structure absorbed the energy released by the Tupac clones do rags and focused it into a being of such mind boggling size, that even Nordafet had tried to solve this with mathematics. He failed miserably when the being returned his test with a score of one. “How the fuck did this happen!? I was sure I got a full nights rest and early mornings cram session in!” he exclaimed angrily as a familiar face popped right next to him. Antimo sighed, looked over at Nordafet, face still full of broken crystal shards, smiled a big toothy grin, and laughed. “HA!” Antimo was then kicked in the crotch by the red dwarf sized being. ”Oh… that stung.” Nordafet smiled. He thought long and hard about his current predicament as the nukes now attacked Antimo because he didnt pay them his rent on time. “Whoa, whoa, whoa!” Nordafet exclaimed as he raised a hand in protest. “I’ve got three questions! One! Who the fuck are you!? Two, why have you just outright attacked me!? Three? Do you know of a funny little guy with a preacher’s collar, a bible in one hand, and a shitload of Greek alphabet named Fragments?” The red dwarf sized being shrunk down to the height of a three year old boy. Nordafet couldn’t help but try the airplane game on it. “And up we go! And up we go! Who’s my little monster!?” he asked with a jubilant smile on his face. He was answered with a right fist through the jaw. the jaw then stabbed itself into Antimo’s right eye ball. “HEY! I’M WATCHING SOMETHING HERE!” he roared as he simply plucked the bone out and tossed it back to his friend. The three year old sized being answered Nordafet’s questions as it pooped onto his feet. ‘Oh…. no he didn’t… UGH! IT SMELLS LIKE HOW I FEEL ON MONDAYS!’ he thought to no one in particular disgust. The being spoke as it put on a sailor suit. “Number one, I am the Fragment known as Tsan, within me resides half the awesome power of the Fragments of Reality.” Antimo’s ears pricked up when he heard this, and while taking out the bowling ball shards from his face, “So where’s the… other… half?” he was answered when the shards in his hand combined and formed a tiny pink version of Megatron. “Yo. Name’s Heta. You my bitch, Bitch.” she said without much enthusiasm. “Wow… was totally expecting you to be… bigger.” he chuckled. “You’re kinda cute!” “Gimme my nanners, Bitch!” Antimo got her her nanners while muttering under his breath. “Ok… we got that much. So answer the other two questions already.” Nordafet commanded Tsan, who was now in a tiny cowboy outfit complete with plastic six shooters. “Alex? Yes… we knew of him. Unfortunatley, he perished when he trespassed upon the Forest of Not Very Nice Things.” Nordafet was curious. “So… what was the place like?” ”Not very nice.” Tsan answered him, now in a bumblebee costume and face paint. “And the things in said Forest?” nordafet queeried, “Also… not very nice.” “So let me get this straight, there is a Forest, where the scenery is not very nice.” ”Correct.” “And the things inside the Forest that’s not very nice, aren’t very nice either. Correct?” “Yes.” Nordafet paused, and thought up something that just had to be nice. “Are there sugar cookies?” Tsan thought for a moment. “Yes.” “Are they good?” “Good? Yeah. But, they aren’t very nice.” Antimo couldn’t stop cracking up until Heta ordered him to get more nanners. Nordafet shrugged his shoulders and decided to test Tsan again. “So… there is a Forest, which isn’t very nice, and inside that not very nice Forest, there are not very nice things. But there are sugar cookies which are good, but they still aren’t very nice.” “Pretty much in the namesake.” “I see…” Nordafet grumbled. Antimo threw the nanners away. Heta wasn’t very pleased with him. “So what about the third question?” Tsan sighed. “We decided to divide up our forces to better help Morgan and everyone else.” ”Predictable…” “WHERE… THE FUCK… ARE… MY FUCKING… NANNERS… BITCH!?”Posted via email from {{http://twistedhauptansragepage.posterous.com}}
The black and yellow crystal the size of a bowling ball slammed into Antimo’s face, shattering upon impact, and knocking a few teeth loose as well. “What the flying Hell was that!?” Antimo asked while in some serious pain. Nordafet was laughing his ass off when Tsan’s fragment crystal, now the …“Oblivion awaits for those that dare attack the citadel!” a greasy deaf man said as he squeaked across the floor of a large wooden Donkey Kong country like church. “You can’t catch me!” he noted as Alex tried to get a grip on him through a few submission moves, but ultimately failed in a hugely inadvisable way. Just then, a beast with purple dongs for fingers picked him up, and slowly pulled his head off the preacher’s shoulders. much to the greasy deaf mans joy.
“The infidel is dead!” he warbled, “Long live the Dong Monsters of Dong Juan Alejand!” the wooden citadel burst into flames as the greasy deaf man and the Dong monster feasted upon the preacher’s headless remains. The Fragments of Reality screamed in agony as each of their number was ripped away from their quest back to their leaders. “I’m sorry, we’ve failed in our quest!” Pi sobbed with blood smattered on his hands, face, and chest. “They tore him apart! Cell by cell, Organ by organ! They literally slowly pulled his head off until Alex’s screaming stopped!” Nu continued on the horrific experience. “It was like being in a meeting for deaf blind people, and showing them a slide show. The horror of it all!” Xi commented as she shook her head. Digamma couldn’t do anything but replay the memory in her head. “It is a shame that Alex had to die. We should consult the Elders for this kind of thing. Alex had already collected Sho and Heta’s groups. There was one last group he was to defeat… Stigma.” There was a hushed silence as every one agreed. “That’s true… Stigma was the one group leader that could prevented Alex’s demise. Perhaps we should go back to Morgan and the group? I hear there was a new addition to the group recently, and maybe she could help us on our journey?” Chi asked Psi and Tau, concerned for the well being of the other Fragments. “We must make sure that what happened to the Skeletal Angels, does not happen to us!” Tau raged, standing tall as his ebony skin glared in the red moonlight. “There must be leadership! Over all objectives! Structure and organization! we must not go into this half assed like the preacher did!” he continued. “Tau, we all know that Alex was a powerful warrior in the guise of a preacher. But don’t you think we should start by electing leaders to us?” Sho commented. There was a brief silence before the eldest of the Fragments, Omega, chimed in. “Alrighty, I’ve got it!” the others listened with baited breath as Pi, and others that had blood stains on there bodies cleaned them selves off. “Sho, Heta, Tsan and Stigma shall be the leaders of the four groups.” Heta raised a hand to ask a question. “You mean like how we were before Alex was killed?” “Yes, exactly… but you and Tsan will have to share leadership for you group, thus making it three groups.” Omega finished. Psi, Chi, and Phi liked that idea. “Okay then, who will be in each group though?” Omega thought for a minute. “That does pose and interesting thought, well how about we go by number of letters in our names? Sho will have the ones that have two to three letters, Heta and Tsan will have four to five, and Stigma will get six to seven. That should even things out a bit!” he said will a smile. Epsilon, who had remained mostly quiet during the meeting, spoke up at last. “So what you’re saying is that Sho would have under her command the following people… Mu, Nu, Xi, Pi, Rho, Tau, Phi, Chi, Psi, Eta and San? That would be eleven people.” the listed Fragments stood over by Sho while Epsilon continued. “That’s good, next we would have Heta and Tsan. Those two would have four to five, am I correct so far Omega?” he nodded quietly. “So that means that both would have Beta, Delta, Zeta, Iota, Alpha, Omega-” epsilon was interrupted by alpha. “No, Omega and myself would be the top dogs, given that in most of the Existence’s holy books, they say we are the beginning and end. So it would make a bit more sense.” There was general murmur of agreement to some extent and Epsilon continued. “Right then, so those two would have Beta, Delta, Zeta, Iota, Theta, Kappa, Sigma, Qoppa and Sampi?” Epsilon finished and waited for the Fragments listed off to wait by Heta and Tsan before continuing. “And then Stigma would get myself, Lambda, Upsilon, Omicron, and Digamma?” Epsilon tried contemplating the logistics of it all. “In that case, we would all have to go to a different person in order to be used effectively. Well, I should think that Alpha and Omega return to Morgan, Sho go to their newest member, Heta and Tsan go to Nordafet and Antimo, and Stigma go to Resaec, as much as I hate to admit it… the former God of Terror still has some alliance towards the Lost Wolf.” Alpha and Omega whispered to each other before speaking their thoughts. “I think we would better utilized if Stigma formed himself a body instead of going to Resaec, there is a chance that the Golden Strands will try, if the current plan of action is put into place, to influence Resaec to use Stigma’s group for the over all destruction.” Epsilon nodded, his mind going towards this new plan of action as more suitable. “Well thought out! This plan should help us combat the Chasm’s plans more so then if we had all been gathered in one place! Though our abilities still remain the same, Sho will been quick, Heta and Tsan will remain shock and awe, Stigma will be powerful and focused, Alpha and Omega will be ultimate beginning and end. Meeting adjurned, please go to your designated group leaders and prepare for transport to your new homes.” As everyone prepared themselves, a strange thought entered into Nu’s mind. “What if the Chasm revives the preacher? And he attacks Morgan’s group. We’ll have to fight him, won’t we?” the rest of the Fragments shared his sentiment. “That’s true, but he’ll be just a puppet of the Chasm, much like how Barney Fife was a puppet for the Great Mouth.” Theta spoke up as she kissed Sampi goodbye. Back in the grave yard where Kim was attempting to punch Morgan in the head, she felt like something jammed itself into the side of her neck. She paused for a moment and felt around till she happened upon a blue and green shard of crystal. ‘Don’t worry about a thing Kim, my name’s Sho, and you’ll have me to aid you in fights against the Chasm. You’ll know the proper combos once conversion from crystalline to biological cells is complete.’ Kim was confused by the sudden and inexplicable surge of compassion for Morgan’s cause welling up inside of her. ‘I guess it’s alright. I don’t really have a choice in the matter do I?’ she asked Sho, who gave her a negative thought back. ‘Not in the slightest.’ Morgan felt something Jabbing itself into his left buttcheek and felt a rush of adrenal fluid enter his brain. “Damn it! WTF is it this time! Reason, check it out, I think we might have some repeat customers…” the Lost Wolf grumbled as Reason scanned his mind and reported back. “Alpha and Omega are back under your control. Do you want me to return them to their holding cells?” Morgan thought hard and long on the question before answering. “Nah… let ‘em roam free for now. I already know what the plan of attack is. Besides, watching Kim freak out is reward enough.”Posted via email from {{http://twistedhauptansragepage.posterous.com}}
“Oblivion awaits for those that dare attack the citadel!” a greasy deaf man said as he squeaked across the floor of a large wooden Donkey Kong country like church. “You can’t catch me!” he noted as Alex tried to get a grip on him through a few submission moves, but ultimately failed in a hugely …“Oblivion awaits for those that dare attack the citadel!” a greasy deaf man said as he squeaked across the floor of a large wooden Donkey Kong country like church. “You can’t catch me!” he noted as Alex tried to get a grip on him through a few submission moves, but ultimately failed in a hugely inadvisable way. Just then, a beast with purple dongs for fingers picked him up, and slowly pulled his head off the preacher’s shoulders. much to the greasy deaf mans joy.
“The infidel is dead!” he warbled, “Long live the Dong Monsters of Dong Juan Alejand!” the wooden citadel burst into flames as the greasy deaf man and the Dong monster feasted upon the preacher’s headless remains. The Fragments of Reality screamed in agony as each of their number was ripped away from their quest back to their leaders. “I’m sorry, we’ve failed in our quest!” Pi sobbed with blood smattered on his hands, face, and chest. “They tore him apart! Cell by cell, Organ by organ! They literally slowly pulled his head off until Alex’s screaming stopped!” Nu continued on the horrific experience. “It was like being in a meeting for deaf blind people, and showing them a slide show. The horror of it all!” Xi commented as she shook her head. Digamma couldn’t do anything but replay the memory in her head. “It is a shame that Alex had to die. We should consult the Elders for this kind of thing. Alex had already collected Sho and Heta’s groups. There was one last group he was to defeat… Stigma.” There was a hushed silence as every one agreed. “That’s true… Stigma was the one group leader that could prevented Alex’s demise. Perhaps we should go back to Morgan and the group? I hear there was a new addition to the group recently, and maybe she could help us on our journey?” Chi asked Psi and Tau, concerned for the well being of the other Fragments. “We must make sure that what happened to the Skeletal Angels, does not happen to us!” Tau raged, standing tall as his ebony skin glared in the red moonlight. “There must be leadership! Over all objectives! Structure and organization! we must not go into this half assed like the preacher did!” he continued. “Tau, we all know that Alex was a powerful warrior in the guise of a preacher. But don’t you think we should start by electing leaders to us?” Sho commented. There was a brief silence before the eldest of the Fragments, Omega, chimed in. “Alrighty, I’ve got it!” the others listened with baited breath as Pi, and others that had blood stains on there bodies cleaned them selves off. “Sho, Heta, Tsan and Stigma shall be the leaders of the four groups.” Heta raised a hand to ask a question. “You mean like how we were before Alex was killed?” “Yes, exactly… but you and Tsan will have to share leadership for you group, thus making it three groups.” Omega finished. Psi, Chi, and Phi liked that idea. “Okay then, who will be in each group though?” Omega thought for a minute. “That does pose and interesting thought, well how about we go by number of letters in our names? Sho will have the ones that have two to three letters, Heta and Tsan will have four to five, and Stigma will get six to seven. That should even things out a bit!” he said will a smile. Epsilon, who had remained mostly quiet during the meeting, spoke up at last. “So what you’re saying is that Sho would have under her command the following people… Mu, Nu, Xi, Pi, Rho, Tau, Phi, Chi, Psi, Eta and San? That would be eleven people.” the listed Fragments stood over by Sho while Epsilon continued. “That’s good, next we would have Heta and Tsan. Those two would have four to five, am I correct so far Omega?” he nodded quietly. “So that means that both would have Beta, Delta, Zeta, Iota, Alpha, Omega-” epsilon was interrupted by alpha. “No, Omega and myself would be the top dogs, given that in most of the Existence’s holy books, they say we are the beginning and end. So it would make a bit more sense.” There was general murmur of agreement to some extent and Epsilon continued. “Right then, so those two would have Beta, Delta, Zeta, Iota, Theta, Kappa, Sigma, Qoppa and Sampi?” Epsilon finished and waited for the Fragments listed off to wait by Heta and Tsan before continuing. “And then Stigma would get myself, Lambda, Upsilon, Omicron, and Digamma?” Epsilon tried contemplating the logistics of it all. “In that case, we would all have to go to a different person in order to be used effectively. Well, I should think that Alpha and Omega return to Morgan, Sho go to their newest member, Heta and Tsan go to Nordafet and Antimo, and Stigma go to Resaec, as much as I hate to admit it… the former God of Terror still has some alliance towards the Lost Wolf.” Alpha and Omega whispered to each other before speaking their thoughts. “I think we would better utilized if Stigma formed himself a body instead of going to Resaec, there is a chance that the Golden Strands will try, if the current plan of action is put into place, to influence Resaec to use Stigma’s group for the over all destruction.” Epsilon nodded, his mind going towards this new plan of action as more suitable. “Well thought out! This plan should help us combat the Chasm’s plans more so then if we had all been gathered in one place! Though our abilities still remain the same, Sho will been quick, Heta and Tsan will remain shock and awe, Stigma will be powerful and focused, Alpha and Omega will be ultimate beginning and end. Meeting adjurned, please go to your designated group leaders and prepare for transport to your new homes.” As everyone prepared themselves, a strange thought entered into Nu’s mind. “What if the Chasm revives the preacher? And he attacks Morgan’s group. We’ll have to fight him, won’t we?” the rest of the Fragments shared his sentiment. “That’s true, but he’ll be just a puppet of the Chasm, much like how Barney Fife was a puppet for the Great Mouth.” Theta spoke up as she kissed Sampi goodbye. Back in the grave yard where Kim was attempting to punch Morgan in the head, she felt like something jammed itself into the side of her neck. She paused for a moment and felt around till she happened upon a blue and green shard of crystal. ‘Don’t worry about a thing Kim, my name’s Sho, and you’ll have me to aid you in fights against the Chasm. You’ll know the proper combos once conversion from crystalline to biological cells is complete.’ Kim was confused by the sudden and inexplicable surge of compassion for Morgan’s cause welling up inside of her. ‘I guess it’s alright. I don’t really have a choice in the matter do I?’ she asked Sho, who gave her a negative thought back. ‘Not in the slightest.’ Morgan felt something Jabbing itself into his left buttcheek and felt a rush of adrenal fluid enter his brain. “Damn it! WTF is it this time! Reason, check it out, I think we might have some repeat customers…” the Lost Wolf grumbled as Reason scanned his mind and reported back. “Alpha and Omega are back under your control. Do you want me to return them to their holding cells?” Morgan thought hard and long on the question before answering. “Nah… let ‘em roam free for now. I already know what the plan of attack is. Besides, watching Kim freak out is reward enough.”Posted via email from {{http://twistedhauptansragepage.posterous.com}}
“Oblivion awaits for those that dare attack the citadel!” a greasy deaf man said as he squeaked across the floor of a large wooden Donkey Kong country like church. “You can’t catch me!” he noted as Alex tried to get a grip on him through a few submission moves, but ultimately failed in a hugely …The car screeched to a halt, Sarah’s mind racing with more questions and even more confusion in her mind then before.
“I-I don’t understand Morgan. Why didn’t you tell me sooner? We could’ve reasoned with them, you are their creator aren’t you?! Oh god. Mike, Kim”
“Well, not so much her as mike but, still. I understand how your feeling at the moment. Let me-”
Sarah smacked him hard across the face with her free hand and screamed as loud as she could into his ear. “YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL?! YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL?! LISTEN MORGAN, YOU HAVE NO CLUE AS TO WHAT I AM GOING THROUGH RIGHT NOW! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? WE ARE GOING TO THE DREAM WORLD AND GETTING MIKE AND KIM BACK!” Morgan sat in silence for the remainder of the ride, not saying a word and looked blankly out the window at the passing backround.
Sarah, fuming mad at Morgan for what he had unleashed upon her brother, smacked him again.“I want to know everything you know about Nordafet and Credion. How they were created, what the circumstances were, and what you had for breakfast.” Sarah shouted resolutely.
“What good would that do you?” Morgan questioned, still feelin the sting from her slap.
“Because I have not had lunch yet.” Sarah replied, her stomach’s growling drowning out the blairing radio.
‘Makes sense.’ Morgan thought to himself as they roared down the street and pulled into the driveway.
“Out with it now.” she commanded as they pulled into the driveway that lead to her house.
Morgan sat down in the kitchen while Sarah made lunch for herself. “It was too long ago to remember all the details, but, I’ll do my best.” the tall man started, as he watched Sarah pull some left over pizza from the fridge. “You see Nordafet was the first of the two, he is mainly composed of joy and madness. Which means hes somewhat unstabe. I was only six years old then and my pet rabbit had died.”
Sarah sat down, brushing aside a stray hair as she did so. “So, this Nordafet thing was created over the death of a rabbit?” Morgan sighed, his green eyes starting to tear up. “Why are you crying?”
“I’m not, I’m just a little tired that’s all. It happens. Yes, it was over the death of my rabbit Frisky… You see I didn’t have many friend growing up, the ones I did have I cherished with all my soul. It went much deeper with my pets though, each one I consider to be like a brother or sister. Nordafet, when first created, was in the shape of a rabbit, like the one I had just lost. He didn’t know how he was created or why. But, he knew I was in need of someone comforting. Through-out the years he cheered me up, and always had my back whenever I was in a nightmare or bad dream. Over time his shape gradualy changed into a five armed figure. Then one day, he wasn’t in my dreams anymore, I had to fend for myself in nightmares and face my fears.” Sarah listened to all of this with interest, if this had happened before she knew Morgan, she might have thought him insane and sided with Aneeh in her opinion that he was dangerous.“So how did Credion come to be? Nordafet was talking about his sister I’m guessing it had to do with a girlfriend of the past?” Morgan mind was still reeling from the fact that Nordafet was still alive, as well as Credion for that matter.
“In a manner of speaking. She was created from the guilt I felt from what happened with Kim two years back. Your familiar with it, so I Won’t retell an old tale. When everything was over and done with, I felt an incredible emptyness inside me. A hole that wouldn’t fill no matter how hard I tried. Like I was lost in my own darkness without any source of light. Credion was formed from that darkness, a darkness so deep and endless that it amazed me that we found our way out alright.”
Sarah’s eyes widened. “Whoa, whoa whoa you mean to tell me, that Credion, was created from inside your own depression and lonelyness?”
Morgan nodded, smiling all the while. “Yeah, amazing isnt it? When I finaly was able to fill the void in my heart, it felt as though there was a tiny part that wouldnt fill. And everyonce in a while when I’m not expecting, a sharp pain stabs me there. Credions only a good two or three years old at most. But, in the world of dreams, that’s an awfully long time. Enough time to grow intellectually, emotionally and strategically. Hell I wouldnt even be surprised if she grasped on how to make Deom of her own. That would be a pain in the but,t to say the least.” he yawned as he looked at the time and smiled sheepishly. “Ya know what? The first slap I did deserve. But, what the hell was the second one for?” Sarah didn’t know what he was talking about until she realized she must have slapped him twice on the way to her house.“I guess I was still mad at you for everything that’s happened so far. Sorry about that.” the brown haired woman replied.
“No problem,so I guess I’m going to crash on the couch then?” Morgan asked, motioning towards the couch with his head.
Sarah rolled out the sofa bed that she and mike used whenever studying had gotten too tiring and they needed a nap from the psychology and music quizes and practices. “Sure, so dude, why don’t you tell me some more about the Deom, all you’ve managed to tell me so far is that you made them, there are only two of them, there brother and sister, and they want our treasure why don’t you start with the treasure first?”Morgan smiled and laid his head on the arm of the sofa bed. “Well, the treausre they are referring too isnt something that can be aquired, if only once in a life time. Its beyond value and everyone has it but, loses it and never gains it back.”
Sarah thought on this for a while and decided to shoot for the stars. “Virginity?”
Morgans smile faded a bit, it remained there never the less. “Nope. Not that. Even though everyone has it and loses it, that’s not what their after. Remember, I created those two, so that’snot what there after. There after something much more value. Something that starts at a beginning and only finishes at the end.”
“Life is what we desire the most a life of our own, to breathe the air and to taste the waters, to speak openly with people and and become one with the world of the waking. This is why we need your sister and her friend, this is why weve taken you and the female-”“HEY! I HAVE A NAME YOU KNOW!”
“Regardless of what your name is, we do know that Morgan still holds some interest in you. The only reasons we need mike is to lure Sarah here.” mike had long since woken up for his meeting with the wall and had been asking Nordafet and Credion a lot of questions. At first they were annoyed with his persistance but, gradualy began to grow accustomed to his inquirries. Kim however, wasn’t so lucky as they ignored her complaints and worries.
“WHEN MY DAD FINDS OUT ABOUT THIS, HELL KICK YOUR ASSES!”“Like he can find us any ways, Morgan has a trinket around his neck that can allow us to seemlessly end our existences as Deom, then and only then can we rest in peace. It has been too long since we have rested and we desire it more then ever.” the Humans were quiet for a while before mike stomach growled.
“Do you Deom eat? Because Humans need to whether you recognized it or not.” Mike said hungrilly.
“Yes, the minibar is over there by the unrecognizable gray and gold blob.” credion replied calmly.
“Thanks a bunch!” the man said happily.
Morgan had just fallen alseep and started to snore, when Sarah’s parents came into the door.“So who is he?” the father asked curiosly, he had seen Morgan walking around town but, he never got a chance to talk to him.
”just a friend helping me find mike dad. So how was work?” she replied as her dad yawned a bit the said that it was good and that it was alright. Her folks went to bed after grabbing a bite to eat and soundly shut the door.
“Why the necklace” Morgan mumbled in his sleep, turning to one side as he did.
“I better grab some shut eye as well. Could be a long dream, but, I have this paper to finish I’ll be there in a few minutes, just hang on where ever you are in the Dream World.” she whispered as shepulled a highlighter from her bag.
“Hmm I wonder where I am OOOH! Food!” Morgan smiled as he spied a giant bowl of cereal next to the town of the Gummybear village. “He he he. Looks like I’m going to be the most fed person in the Dream World!” he darted off for the cereal first, because he knew that if he let cereal set for too long, it would turn rotten.“HEY! YOU! JERK!” the bowl growled at him as Morgan touched the tip of the spoon with his middle finger.
‘Well’ he thought to himself, ‘Too late for the cereal. Although I could defenatley go for the Gummy Village.’ Morgan set off for the village, not knowing it was a trap set by Credion.
“Yes. Go into the village of snacks and feast. Your fate is set in stone if you eat just one villager Morgan.”the deom laughed from behind a bush that was two feet from the human.
He stopped for a second and thought it was a bad idea to be eating anything inthe Dream World, especially since he was supposed to be looking for Mike and Kim. although he could do without Kim. “Who said that?!”
“No one here but, us DreamWworld folks! No Deom around here at all! Especialy not one named Credion, who wants you to eat the gummy village because its a trap thatll make you into something horrendous!”
‘Damn’, Credion thought to herself, ‘I hope he isn’t that perceptive of my overly obvious attempt to hide myself and my evil plans!’
“Well, okay! As long as I can eat everything in this dream, I’ll be fine! Although it is strange that the wind sounds an awfully lot like Credion.”
Credion watched as Morgan entered the village and set himself up in a room for the night at the coco lodge. “He is that ignorant. It’s amazing! Now for Sarah, I cant let her and Morgan meet up again. Shes the antidote for the poison he’ll ingest in the village and then the change won’t happen. That will be most unfortunate for Nordafet.” Credion slipped into the shadows and then sunk into the ground, thinking only her scheming thoughts while her brother was taking care of Mike and Kim. “LET ME GO YOU FREAKS! MY DAD WILL KICK YOUR ASSES!” Kim shouted as her blond hair drooped in front of her face. “I really have to pee!”Mike gave Nordafet a look which said it all.
“Oh shut it already. I told you, you’re here to lure Morgan. He says he’s not interested but, I’ve been a part of him for too long to know that’s a lie. He cares for you. And yet you scare the bejesus out of him for some reason.”
She stopped screaming was suddenly interested in what he had to say. “Why do you say that?” Mike decided now was a good time to take a nap since these things could take a while.
“Well. Think about it Kim you remind him of every girl hes ever fallen hard for, dating way back to his early schooling years, hes had the hardest time with admitting he loved you.” Nordafet replied in cold calculating tones.
“But, hes twenty two years old. You would think that-” she was interrupted by Credion who was laughing snidely.
“Come my brother, and let us converse about his downfall.” Nordafet gave Kim a shrug and sunk into the gorund after his sister. He fillowed her a ways until they came to a hole fifteen feet in radius. “Well? What of Morgan’s progress? Did my prediction work like a charm or what?”
Sarah had just put the finishing touches on her paper and was suddenly overcome with exhaustion. “Maybe just a nap will do me wonders I need-” sarah became more and more drowsy with every word that passed through her lips, “- to find Morgan and help him out.” she fell asleep unaware that the wheels of fate had been set in motion, and she would have to make one of the hardest choice she would ever face. Morgan was having the time of his life, eating the tainted, poisoned villagers of the Gummi Village without realizing his own transformation, as his skin turned gradualy to a metallic surface that became harder then steel. he didnt notice it until he couldn’t move for minutes at a time. “What’s happening to me I’m so hungry, I must eat more,” he muttered as his transformation was being caused by his own hunger. The villagers acceptng there fates as planned by Credion all along.‘Yes go ahead Morgan, eat to your hearts content, they are the poison to which your antidote will never cure. You’ll become a monster beyond recognizability, and soon very soon. Sarah will face her fate. The keyholes to the plane must never be opened. Or else all our hard work will never come to fruition.’ Credion gigled as her emotion based heart beat rapidly with excitement.
Morgan continued to eat for the next fifteen days, gradualy becoming full of the poison until he couldnt move anymore. He began to scream, but soon, those screeches became thunderous roars of greed, lust, and hunger beyond anything he’d ever felt before. Tubes shot out his back, gears replaced his joints, his jaw jutted out and razors replaced his teeth, his bones cracked and strained, twisting to their new forms.
“Must. feed. Must… find… Sarah… need… help… hurry.” each breath he took was labored and mechanical, his muscle turned steel wire, his eyes turned to lights, pulsing red and white with power. “Cant feed, must end, find Sarah!” a beast like roar erupted from his bowels and shook loose the bearings the village around his was fastened to. Morgan no longer Morgan, a new beast, a monster from which bore all his darkness and left only with one goal. To end all things. The gravity around him increased rapidly as his mind twisted and screeched with the gears and circuitry that had replaced it.
“Kill.”
The crater around his new form widening as the gravity increased, his body shrouding itself with a deadly thick fog. “Yes! YES! AHH, HA, HA, HA, HA! GO AND DESTROY YOUR ANTIDOTE, GO END SARAH DI LE SOGNO DINASTIA! ETERNAL DARKNESS, MY INCUBO WILL REIGN SUPREME!” the Deom laughed, her joy only supressed by the thought that something might derail her ultimate goal.
Sarah arrived in the dream world five minutes after she had fallen asleep and witnessed the tragic change that had enveloped the world of dreams as she saw on top a mountian of steel, a figure wrapped in a deep blue fog as he reached out and lightning struck his finger tips.“I’m afraid its too late for Morgan Sarah.” a voice said from behind her, she turned around suddenly and screamed in suprised as Nordafet made his appearance known to her.
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The car screeched to a halt, Sarah’s mind racing with more questions and even more confusion in her mind then before. “I-I don’t understand Morgan. Why didn’t you tell me sooner? We could’ve reasoned with them, you are their creator aren’t you?! Oh god. Mike, Kim” “Well, not so much her as mike bu …“You should watch yourself around him…”
“He carries a darkness so black that light cannot escape it….”
“He will devour the light inside you too Sarah….”
“The amulet he wears around his neck…”
“The dragon and the ring…”
“Those are the treasures we desire…” Sarah couldn’t respond, only listening in contemplation as she tried to place the voices that were speaking to her. “Come Credion… “
“We have much work to do if we want that damned necklace so much…”
“Too much if you ask me. You’re always obsessing over it, ‘Oh Nordafet, I want his necklace so much, I want it so bad I can taste it!’…”
“Bah! Your stupid trinkets are what created this whole mess to begin with…”
“Come, let us speak with the brother of this human woman.” She thought the voices sounded almost like her two friends in the A.S.B., but the names were different. What did the Deom want with Mike? What possible use did they have for him? What the Hell did Morgan mean by what he said? She would have to ask him the next time she saw him. The next morning progressed quite the same as the previous, though a little stranger then the last. The first thing she noticed was that the board meeting went a little faster then usual, with one member asking for a raise or he would leave the college for the offer he had received from one of there rivals. The next thing she knew was that her oceanography class showed a video of a plankton doing the Macarena as well as showing parts of a fish she hadn’t learned were there before. The tests were off kilter, the classes were losing their focus and people were demanding raises. Something was not right. As usual and with perfect timing that she could count on, Morgan showed up the first chance he got and heated up his morning Hotpocket for two minutes, disappeared downstairs and came back up with notebook in hand and ten seconds remaining on the microwave. “Shit!” and as usual, he burned himself after taking a bite out of his breakfast for the day. “Hey Morgan, how are you doing?” Sarah cheerfully asked before her eyes returned to the computer screen in front of her. “Umm… good now that I’ve got some food in hand, some burns from the war on this hot pocket, and the news keeps getting better!” the red haired man said as he took his usual seat in the chair against the wall behind Sarah’s chair. the brown haired woman couldnt help but turn around and tease him about the hotpocket being charred black and hard. after a few minutes of banter, she returned to the screen she was looking at and noticed a new email in her inbox titled ‘Deom warning’ from an even strange address. “Morgan?” she asked as she clicked on the email header. “yeah?” he replied through choking down an over sized bite of food. “water… water…” after a few seconds, he forced the chunk down his throat. “never mind! all better, whats up Sarah Bear?” “Did you create a new email address? If you did this, it isn’t a very good joke.” Morgan looked over her shoulder to the email address and she read what the contents said. “Sarah… We have your brother… Morgan… We have your love…. If you want them both back, give us the necklace and your treasure in the Dream Dimension tonight by the inverted sword in his minds eyes. We are watching you.” Morgan thought about what they meant by ‘We have your love…’ and made the connection. “Kim? I don’t love her. They can keep her, but your brother on the other hand, I don’t want anything to happen to him. Still why would they want the treasure and my necklace. As far as I know it’s just a trinket I pulled together. Hrm, Tonight will be interesting to say the least… Ah crap!” Sarah was jolted in her seat. “What’s wrong?” “I’m late for class! Damn it, this’ll be the third time this week! Gotta go, I’ll call ya later!” and with that he ran off to class, nearly running into Mike on the way out and sliding down the banister. “What was that all about?” Her brother said wearily as he watched the lanky man dash off to his class. “Damn hes fast. Ohh! yeesh… Thats gonna sting in a bit… Nope, he’s up and running again. So what’s the plan today?” The Deom watched, undetected by the two Humans, unseen by there limited eyesight, unheard by there soundless voices, and unfelt by the feelings which bound the Deoms form together. “Well, we sent her an ‘email’… its tradaning hard to write one of them with our emotion based forms. Seriously! Do you know how much cheamaterra it takes to write something of that magnitude!? It takes a lot of tradaning concentration….” “Oh well Credion.” “Wait a second, how come the human brother is there, when we have him over here?” They looked at the male they had taken captive. His short curly brown hair shined in the darkness as the only source of light was the projection of the human realm and the room the two were in. “Nothing to worry about Nordafet my brother… I have taken the steps and created a perfect Deom replica of this, Mike, Based on the memories and feelings that Sarah has toward her brother. She shouldn’t be able to detect much difference other then the fact that strong emotions will put him into a five minute coma.” “Five minute coma? Why did you allow that flaw to be built into him my sister?” nordafet asked with little hesitation or patience. Credion smiled a wicked smile and answered. “Just so this plot of ours will be more interesting. At any rate, this Sarah and this Morgan have something we need! The-” “The necklace that man is always wearing, the one he never takes off, the one with the dragon on it? And the class ring? The one you’ve had your eye on these past four years? The one we set up this whole elaborate plan to grab it from him? That necklace?” nordafet grilled his sister with the questions, and than waited for her to nod eagerly. ”And can you tell me why we had to kidnap the female as well?” The Deom of joy and madness pointed with a stony finger towards the human female hanging from a string of darkness like a fly caught in a spiders web. “He has a particularly strong attraction to her… And he would do anything to get her back. I didn’t make a Deom replica of her, and based on the history of the two, the others would think he did it, and he would then have need to get her back before they noticed.” Credion replied with a sly sense of wickedness to her voice. Mike woke up groggily and looked at his surroundings. “Where am I? what’s going on here? I must still be sleeping, damn it I’m hungry! Oh that’s a wolf! Cool…WAIT A MINUTE! A WOLF! FRIGGIN HELL!” Mike jolted up and started screaming his head off at the sight of Credion, the Deom of agression and lust, and ran away till he ran smack dab into an invisible wall. “Oooo… that’s gonna stordionist in a few moments. In case you hadn’t noticed or paid attention to the details Credion… you would’ve noticed that the attraction to the female hanging up there has pretty much disappeared. So he’d only come to get her out the need to keep his daert out of trouble.” Nordafet pointed out, slightly annoyed that his sister hadnt thought this plan of hers through thoroughly enough. ”We shall see Nordafet… We shall see.” As Mike lay unsconcious from the meeting between his face and the wall, which left a first impression that knocked him out cold, he heard a message from the Human realm. “Divertente di le amuleto, infinito le serratura a le trama. The best is yet to come.” Morgan was walking home, he was fairly confident about a lot of things, one being that the dreaming was getting a lot more interesting these days, and that he couldn’t wait till he became exhausted from the days events and fall asleep. Another was that it was not always a fun thing to walk home by himself. He sometimes wished he had someone to talk to. As he walked down the usual road, he felt as though something were touching him on the head, turning him away from his destination. “Knock it off Deom. I’m not interested, we’re going to get her brother back, the woman you can keep. I have no interest in her anymore. Trust me on this one.” Morgan said as he shook his head hard to the left and continued on his way home. ‘How did you know I was watching you human? And why do you not have any interest in her? Is she not beautiful? Attractive even?’ The Deom made itself visible to Morgan and walked beside him, curious as to his reaction. “It’s not that, she’s all those things. I just don’t want to deal with the looks she gives me… That’s all.” The man said with slight sadness in his heart. ‘But people will start to talk, human. They will blame you for her disappearance, accuse you of kidnapping, blame you, even hate you! You know what we want, and you know how to give it to us. She holds no real interest for us. So why not come and get her?’ The Deom pressed, its words laced with intentions Morgan knew all too well. Morgan was used to this kind of entertainment, he always daydreamed whenever he got bored or put in situations where things were out of his control. He knew a lot about the Deom more then he let on, and he had to keep the secret from Sarah for as long as possible. “Like I said, I’m not interested in her. I’ll come and get her and Sarah’s brother, but as for the woman in question, I’m only getting her to keep things calm. I’m assuming that you’re the sister to Nordafet then?” Morgan exclaimed in questioning tones. ‘How did you know?’ The creature asked, as there were no real defining male or female traits in Deom. “Easy, only a female would use past heartbreaks to get results.” Morgan sneered. ‘Don’t leave us guys out as well Morgan. Long time no see, looking healthy as always… I can change that!’ a second voice said as needles pierced his arm and shot through the other side, sending a racking pain through Morgan’s arm. Nordafet’s sister laughing beside the Human as he grimaced in pain. “Sorry, not today Nord. Just tell me what I need to do to get everything straightened out.” when there was no further answer, Morgan decided that there was more to this treasure then the two Deom were letting onto. ”I’ll get to the bottom of this. I swear it.” Sarah had just gotten through finishing her paper and had briefly entered the car, still wondering what tonight’s dreams would bring. “More answers to question I didn’t ask. Hrm… I wonder what Morgan’s doing about now. Probably still walking home at this time.” All of a sudden she heard a voice enter the conversation with herself. “I thought I told you to stay away from him Sarah!” She jumped in her seat and looked into the rear view mirror to see Aneeh in the backseat with a juice box.Her dark brown eyes narrowing to slits to demonstrate her somehow threatening appeal. “Hi…um Aneeh?” “Yes?” The small Indian woman in the back seat asked, her dark eyes matching Sarah’s. “How..come you’re in my car?” Aneeh smiled a smile which shown off her teeth. “I squeezed in through the tailpipe, worked my way into the air conditioner and popped out the vents.” “Ah… that explains why the covers on the floor. So… why are you telling me to stay away from Morgan? He’s not dangerous you know? And we have this conversation about every couple of days.” Aneeh drank some more from the juice box. “Well you know what happened between him and kim right?” Sarah’s friend asked snidely, almost like a snapping turtle taking a bite out of a passing fish. “Well there’s not going to be a repeat of that. Ever. Look we talked about it and we agreed that we’re just friends and that’s it. We’ve both been through our own things and he’s over her, and even though he likes me, he’s not going to push it any further.” Aneeh closed her eyes half way and glared at Sarah. “She’s been missing for the past couple of days, the office has been getting calls about her whereabouts, and we have suspicion that he’s responsible.” Sara reached back, laid a hand on Aneeh and smacked her. “Look, I don’t want to hear you blaming him for anything ever again. Unless he comes out and says it, then just knock it off. He’s been through Hell and back.” Aneeh replied with slight of hand. “Oh really then? Then what happened to your brother? How do you know he’s not behind that as well? The signs are all there Sarah. The way he looks at you-” “That’s because he’s my friend Aneeh. My FRIEND.” Sarah interrupted as she stared out the front window. “-or what about the songs he writes?” Aneeh continued, ignoring her friends cross look. Sarah thought about kicking her out the window shield. “he asked permission to use me as his inspiration, Aneeh and told me that some of them would get a little deep.” “Well what about the blogs he writes?” Aneeh continued, getting excited about making morgan into someone to be feared, but obviously missing the fact that Sarah wasn’t buying into it. she kept pressing on anyway Sara rolled her eyes and thought for a moment about whether or not Aneeh could fit back into the now broken air conditioning vent. “What about them? They are entertaining to read. Some of them are actually deep and thoughtful, although they can get a little depressing from time to time.” Aneeh saw for a moment that she was thinking of something else and had enough of her blame game for one day. “Did you get those reports done? The ones for the Congo De Mayo trip?” Aneeh hissed slightly and nodded slowly. “Yeah, I got them in yesterday. Everything should be taken care of, so they’re not really any worry. Think about what I said here Sarah. There’s something not quite right about that man.” with that, she open the passenger door and left. That night on the way home, Sarah was thinking of reasons to tell their parents why mike hadn’t been home in over two weeks. When she looked at the time, she noticed it was around 10:30 pm. “Damn… tonight was alfredo and I was supposed to help make the sauce. Oh well, I might as well flip some on some tunes.” as she reached for the knob she felt a slight vibration coming from the radio as it clicked on and static blared out of the speakers. “We are the …”
“We… be watching you and…”
” …gan. We…. get…”
“The treasure that you and…”
“Have… we have your brother…”
“His love…”
“We will be waiting.” Sarah’s eyes teared up a bit as the static cleared up and a charming yet smokey voice spoke the words. “There is much that we must discuss, you and I. Just us girls. I will be waiting for you in the land of dre-” “Oh shut up!” Sarah interrupted, “I’m not interested, I just want my brother back!” “and maybe morgan love as well?” the voice perused casually, still retaining the smokiness in her voice. “He’s already told you hes not interested right?” Sarah replied with a combination of confidence and confusion in her voice. The voice cooed softly as it thought of another answer. “Yes, he did manage that! But I talked him into rescuing her. As for your brother, he’s safe here with us.” Sarah couldn’t believe her ears, Mike was safe? She wanted to hear his voice to be sure. “Really? What proof do I have that he will remain safe?” there was radio silence and all she could hear was more static unitl at last she heard mikes voice. “Sarah? I’m here.. and I’m safe, that got Kim all strung up in a web and she’s breathing from what I can tell. You better come here and get us out of here real quick. They’ve got something bad planned, I can only here bits and pieces of it but they want you and Morgan to give them your treasurOOF!” mikes voice was real alright, but it nothing to soothe her frayed nerves. More radio silence and then she heard a female’s voice in the distance. “Where am I? Who are you? more importantly, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU? SOME, ANY ONE, PLEASE HELP ME!” she knew that voice voice, Sarah could only listen in silence as the pleas continued and the laughter boomed louder until the other voices were drowned out, then nothing but static again. “We will be waiting for you. Come prepared, or they will both lose license of life. You have exactly one month to reach us in the Realm of Dreams, under the Blood Red Moon, next to the Tree That Talks, in the Kingdom of the Deom. We look forward to your hastened arrival!” the transmission ended with a explosion of dark, insidious laughter that threatened to border on maniacally insane. Sara panicked at the thought of losing her brother, and did the only thing she could do in times of stress. She uttered a string of swear words for the next fifteen minutes which caused the paint on the cars surrounding her to crack and peel off. She took slight notice of this. “Wow… I did not know I could do that. Might come in handy for when I want to paint my room a different color. I have to find Morgan, and get all the information I can about the Deom. He should be still walking home at this point.” Sarah told herself. She drove back up to the college and then down the road he usually took when going home, after a couple of streets she began to lose hope of finding him, but then caught sight of a familiar gigbag attached to a tall man walking towards her direction. He looked up and waved nonchalantly and continued on. She stopped the car suddenly and honked at him. “You need a ride? Don’t you have a test coming up or something close to it?” Morgan nodded slowly and then got into the car, wondering if the stars had aligned or something more mysterious. “Am… I in trouble?” morgan asked cautiously, noticing a slight anger in Sarah that seemed readily apparent by how hard she was gripping the steering wheel. “No…and yes. It’s the Deom, Nordafet and Credion, they have Mike and Kim, and unless we give them our treasure, they die in a month.” Morgan took this in for a while and then yawned. “So you want to know what I know about the Deom right?” “Yes! That would be helpful! Very helpful indeed!” she yelled in his direction, giving him a little bit of incentive to hurry and tell her what he knew. “Man that’s a long walk. I never really notice it till I get a ride. Well shall we then? Let’s go to your place and I’ll explain everything. My place first, need to feed the horses.” They drove over to Morgan’s and he quickly climbed out the window, onto the car’s roof, and jumped the fence. “Keep the motor running, this shouldn’t take long.” fifteen minutes later, he was back in the car and the horses were happy, albeit a little annoyed that they didn’t get carrots today. “How are the horses?” she asked casually. “Their fat and happy, let’s get going, we have a lot to discuss and little time to discuss it in.” as they drove to Sarah’s house, Morgan talked about the Deom, how they were formed, who created the two in particular, and how they helped him get over Kim. “Nightmares.” he said simply. “What?” Sarah replied, wondering what he meant. “They gave me nightmares, designed to turn me away from her. They worked didn’t they?” morgan smiled lightly, noting the gravity of the situation they found themselves. “True. But why nightmares?”
“I told them to do it that way.”
“So tell me again, who created those two Deom and what they look like?”
“I must have skipped that part.” Morgan stalled for a minute before answering, giving very little thought to the consequences. “I did, by accident, I know I told you they were a race. Well, they aren’t. Nordafet and Credion are the only two Deom in existence.”
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It was the same thing… Over and over, the Deom surrounding her, the screams, and then silence. What could it all mean? Sarah woke up at 3:00 AM, looked to her left and yawned only to fall asleep again. ‘Damn it… How the hell is this going to help me with everything that’s going on?’ The next …“I think I just shit out my brain.” Morgan said as the Puperpeep shot out another beam of sexual frustration, the cylinder of pink light rocketing past his left ear and slamming into Nancy Grace’s face. “Let me check. Yep… there it is, on the floor right behind me, why does it have a little hat on?” the Human had been in much more random situations than this, and for the first time, he was glad to be sitting in a chair next to Antimo. They weren’t fighting each other for once, there was no hitting, no kicking, no weird as fuck special moves being called out of thin air. But, he realized where he was in conjuncture to that situation. He knew the two faces in front of him, he recognized the Communist banner that flapped in the air conditioning vents slowly, as if to signify the end of his journey. But for some reason, all he could think about was the small fact that he had, literally, just shit out his brain.
And to make matters worse, his brain decided to take a taxi to it’s family cottage for the weekend. Right as Morgan needed it the most. ‘Guys?’ he asked inwardly as the first signs of the Apocalypse were shown, as Nancy ‘I’m gonna eat your babies’ Grace adjusted her hair so that the light didn’t get in the way of her deep fried southern evil preacher stare. Antimo didn’t know what the fuck to think at this point. He looked at Morgan, then Morgan’s brain, then to Nancy Grace, back at Morgan, and then slapped him across the face in an attempt to get some kind of reaction out of his former enemy. Nancy opened her mouth, and Antimo saw of all the universe’s evil deeds coalesce into a single mostly drunken rant. “Hello and welcome to ‘Your Not Good Enough America, Go Kill Yourself’, as always, I’m Nancy Grace, along with my co-host Glenn Beck. Today, we find ourselves at, pretty much, the end of Existence as we know it. Because, this man right here, who started it all, who is at the epicenter of everything, has some questions to answer.” Morgan was confused, he had never actually been in front of a studio camera before. He felt his heart race as the spotlight beamed brightly in his face. To make matters worse, there was a studio audience, made up entirely out of parent’s of Nancy Grace’s victims. The only consolation they had to deal with their grief was the fact that Nancy had given them season tickets. Glenn Beck twitched nervously in his tin foil covered seat, laced with strings of garlic, anointed with holy water, and decorated with the heart of John Lennon, he adjusted his tin foil hat and glared at Antimo. “Just what exactly are you!? Are you a part of the dark forces that are writing a book about me at this very moment? Are you part of the gay agenda to corrupt our children? Do you believe in Obama? If you do, do you clap your hands to help him out with his presidency and wake him up in the mornings?” Antimo simply looked at Morgan and shrugged as the two continued grilling them with questions that they had no apparent clue how to answer. That is, until Morgan asked something back. “Why are we here? Let’s start there.” Nancy graced held out a hand just millimeters away from the Human’s nose and glared at him with her ice cold eyes that reminded him of a funny story involving a pedophile and a black hole in space. But before he could finish the thought, Nancy opened her mouth again, revealing the demons of the world in all their glory. “We’ll ask the questions here! We’re Fox News! No one talks to us in that manner which you apparently just did!” Antimo couldn’t decide which one he wanted to kill first. “Why are you here!? I’ll tell you why you’re here! The American- no, the planet wants to know what, exactly, you are doing in the company of that!” Glenn pointed a finger into the liquid mass that was Antimo’s eyeball. This didn’t surprise Morgan at all, but felt a bit of comfort when his friend bit the reporters hand off. “That is my friend, vastly different then when I first met him, but he’s my friend none the less. We travel together fighting off the Golden Strands, the agent of the Chasm of Non-existence, and anything else that decides to interrupt us. You have a problem with that?” the audience members clapped their hands, obviously believing that Morgan was sent by the Heaven’s or something to that caliber to free them of Nancy’s baby eating ways. “WE ARE FOX-” “I really don’t give a flying fuck who you think you are, you spindly bloody mouthed bitch! As for you Nancy, tell us why we’re at Fucked News Studios!” Glenn Beck wet himself out of shame, crapped himself in arrogance, and then burst into a mass of fire, screaming to his death, as he fell off the septillion mile high platform that held up his studio. “We are just as in the dark as you Morgan, can you tell us why all this is happening?” Morgan shrugged as he took a sip out of the coffee that was right in front of him. “That was Glenn’s-” “He’s dead, fell off in a burning, screaming mass. As for your earlier question, no, your guess is as good as mine. I only learned of the Golden Strands after it attacked me in the Singolarita Dimensionale. The conduit for all the intersecting places in all of our Dimensions. I’ve fought against the Chasm’s forces, I’ve seen my friend, Antimo here, previously the Creature, and before that the Beast-” Nancy stopped him mid-sentence. “This… thing is the Beast?” the woman queried as her eyes glanced over the blue and black liquid, “The very thing that caused the nearby coma ward to lose almost ten percent of their patients?” Antimo looked back at Morgan again, he had no clue how to answer the reporter. “Look, since then, I’ve changed around fourteen thousand times, physically, mentally, emotionally, patriotically, and physiologically. I don’t have all the answers, all I know is that I was the Beast, then the Creature, then two siblings grabbed me, threw me in this ribcage like thing, and now here I am. weird, I know. But that’s the simple truth of the matter Nancy. Now-” ”Everyone get down! Glenn Beck evolved into Mechabeck!” the Govenator screamed, while chowing down on a bowl of hot jellyfish that he later found out was poisoned with a impotence causing drug. “No! Not little Arnie! Anything but my little Arnie! Die Mechabeck! Robot-Vernichtung, Zerstörung!” Morgan was glad for the distraction.As Nancy Grace tried to defend herself from the clutches of Mechabeck, she grabbed a microphone and continued her interview with her guests despite the Govenator screaming about his impotent Little Arnie.
“Why!? I will avenge you Little Arnie! I will give pleasure to my Wife once more, and she will be happy! For that is my law! Die!” the Austrian screamed as his left nipple opened up and a fifteen foot long tank barrel shot out, nailing Mechabeck in the nostril, causing the giant robot to sniff up a couple of lines of powdered cement neatly and orderly lined up in rows of four. “AH THAT’S THE GOOD STUFF!” the robot screamed as Nancy’s neck was snapped as a way of redemption, for all the misdeeds that Mechabeck did in his Human form. Meanwhile, the Golden Strands and the Bloody Strands had finished their work at the Council of Ten’s place of residence. The Strands flitted about the room in the septillion’s of cryo chambers that lined the hundreds of rooms, killing off time displaced copies of the ten Guardians, finding new ways of finishing off the sleeping victims of their horrendous evil. ‘Yes… this is what I’m talking about now! There shouldn’t be anything left except for the glass tube we saw in the main chamber.’ the Golden Strands thought to its Sister. ‘That may be true Brother, but what if that particular one was sealed for a reason?’ the Bloody Strands thought back in contemplation. ‘Do we actually have the time to be debating over whether or not we should kill off every single person in the fucking Dimension!? Do I have to remind you that whatever the G.O.T. wants, the G.O.T. will get!’ the Golden Strands thought angrily. ‘Former G.O.T., now he’s dead, just like me. All because of you!’ the Bloody Strands formed a flame thrower and unleashed a tidal wave of Nitro laced Napalm while she continued, overwhelmed by the new flood of long forotten emotions. ‘It’s all because of you that I lost my Husband! It’s all because of you that I joined the Chasm! It’s all because of you that I committed quadrillions of vile acts, without even giving pause! I’ve done things that give me nightmares!” the wave slammed down on the Golden Strands as she raged against her so called ‘Brother’. The Golden Strands burned furiously, its size retracting like the eyes of a snail when exposed to salt. It simply laughed off the attack. ‘Yes… I will agree that the chain of events has become… quite interesting, ever since I was ordered- actually, I was just created out of the Chasm’s will. I don’t think anyone ordered me to do anything. I eat away at the very pins and needles of Reality, all aspects of any Dimension, I am far larger than you can possibly comprehend Caasi Lee Gavin. And don’t you EVER forget that!’ the Golden Strands simply grew back to it’s size. ‘Do you think I am a single entity? A single body or mind? Do you somehow think there is a cure for me? A negative to my positive? I… I am pure INSTINCT! I am pure HUNGER! I will DEVOUR, and keep devouring for the rest of Existence! Until there is nothing left, I will continue to grow beyond the scope of ANYTHING that your feeble Dream Dimensional mind can imagine! Do not forget who created you!’ the voice was deafening in the Bloody Strands ears. No one had ever called her by that name, not since the Golden Strands had infested her, changing her into the Dread Queen. It was a shock to her system, a kind of reboot that she had been indeed longing for. ‘You know what, Brother, I may not have a body anymore, I may not have my Husband’s love any more, but I will campaign against you! I have seen the depths of your minds black hearted core, and I know that truth! I know how to defeat you!’ she screamed as the randomly shaped cloud of Bloody Strands slowly compressed back into a Human body. ‘What? Those measly Fragments that your Husband sent that foolish Preacher to get? DO NOT FORGET THAT I AM EVERYWHERE!” the voice of the Golden Strands ripped through out every facet, of every Dimension, of every particle of Reality, of every universe in every Existence that Door had access to. The voice crumbled worlds that were teaming with life, caused black holes to go hypernova, turned antimatter null and forced the remains of a zombified George W. Bush to go back to college and take up several Political, Psychological, English and Acting classes. “I AM THE GOLDEN STRANDS, I AM EVERYWHERE! THERE IS NO PLACE IN FIVE HUNDRED MILLION NONGENTILLION UNIVERSES THAT I HAVE NOT TOUCHED! I AM MASSIVE! I AM EVERYWHERE! I AM-” the Golden Strands swarmed around the bloody, skinless body of the female Human whose Hazel eyes were just coming into focus. “you are WHAT!?” she screamed back, fully formed as her epidermis snapped back into place. “I swear on my very existence that I will crush you into one centillionth of a singularity, and throw that into the hearts of ten thousand black holes! Blutigen Stränge: Bloody Maschinengewehr Punsch!” she screamed as her hands burst into several thousands bleeding strings and formed one hundred Tommygun barrels. “Now is the part where you die!” “IMPOSSIBLE! DID YOU NOT HEAR ME! I WILL SIMPLY GROW BACK YOU LITTLE BITCH!” the Golden Strands roared as she unleashed torrents of explosive bullets into the oncoming wall of gold. ‘Oh fuck me.’ The walls that were Duotanium that had been folded several thousand times, dented and split as the Golden Strands pummeled its former Sister flatter then one hundredths of a micron, and then repeated the process. This did nothing but disperse the body into the cloud of Bloody Strands. ‘I’m like you, I too have grown, fed upon the living enegry that sustains my life force, and I am several thousand universes larger then this body.’ she said happily. “Now you will face my wrath, Athrú ar mhais: Tránna fuilteacha: Punch gunna fuilteacha meaisín!” she replied happily as the gentle and calm flow of the Golden Strands in front of her slammed into walls, punched holes into the ceiling and floor, and tightened into hundreds of marble sized balls in pain. ‘You fucking bitch! You god damned horrid bitch! I’ll fucking kill you for this!’ the Golden Strands shouted, raged, and roared across every where the Bloody Strands had been. ‘Fine then…. go back to your Husband! See if he takes you back with loving arms… or just tosses you aside! Because now you are like me! You devour death to continue living! How will you control that hunger around him!? How will you ever stop consuming to live? Do you expect them to forgive you for the life that you’ve stolen away from an infinite amount of worlds!?’ the Golden Strands knew it was right, as did the Bloody Strands, but she kept her head as she reformed her body. ‘In my time as this… thing, I’ve learned some interesting facts. Number one being, that I would only need to consume if I wished to grow my size and power, and since I am already formiddable by the damage I’ve just done to you across the realities that I, too, inhabit, I would watch my back. Bitch.’ with the, the Bloody Strands smashed open the glass tube that encased the Guardian’s last ditch effort to erase any color Strands from Existence. ‘What have you done!?” the Golden Strands shrieked in terror, ‘You’ve just unleashed the one thing that will consume us both!’ the voice trilled chirped, roared, and gurgled with terror as a thick Golden Blackish syrup spilled onto the floor. “Who dares disturb my slumber… I was having a sex dream about some fine ass bitches, while drinking a forty, waving my fucking hand in the air because it got stuck in that fucking jar… Well, HELLO?!?” the syrup ranted as it condensed itself into a more recognizable form. “Resaec?” the Bloody Strands asked cautiously.Back in the remains of the Cutting Dimension, Alex, Sho, and the Fragments now under his command traveled through an untold part of the Dimension, where even Gothemos knew nothing about it. “Shh… we’re here. This is Heta’s territory, she’s the leader of the Quaquin, she is the second most powerful leader of our kind. But I warn you, she specializes in powerful combo attacks.” Sho said quietly, motioning to her new master as Alex lead the way. “Well, I have faith in our lord Jesus Christ that nothing will-” Alex was interrupted as he heard someone from far away yell out a combo. “Gamma, Beta, Qoppa, Sampi, Delta!” Hundreds of undead tap dancers jigged their ways from underground, as the closest one knocked Alex on his back while the others were busy rehearsing for their attack on the slowly growing army of Fragments. Alex watched in wonder as the tap dancer that held fast to him looked into his eyes with a kind of wonder and curiosity. Like a child looking at the birds in the sky, or hearing the sounds of the wind rustling through the leaves in the trees. Or even the excitement of knowing that Santa Claus was going to visit that night. Then it head butted him.
Hard.
And fast.
And repeated the process five hundred times.
Driving Alex’s head into the ground further each time. “WHY -ow- DIDNT -ow- YOU -ow- WARN -ow- ME -ow- ABOUT -ow- TAP -ow- DANCING -ow- ZOMBIES -ow- DEAR LORD IN -ow- HEAVEN!” It was only five days later when the Zombies were actually ready, that there was drama in the dressing rooms, as a female Zombie found out her boyfriend, the Grim Reaper, was seeing someone with a pulse. She decided to leave the production and get answers to her questions. It turned out, the Grim Reaper had a sister, and he was only visiting her in the hospital, since she was pregnant with triplets. This deception only brought further curiosity to the broken non-beating heart of the female Zombie and she stabbed him in the eye socket. The Grim Reaper in return, took her to see the only flop available at the time. She returned two days later with a Botox induced smile on her rotting face only to discover that Alex and his Fragments had ripped her friends apart. Depressed even further, she tried hanging herself with a noose, only to discover that she couldn’t die. This discovery depressed her even further, so she wrote a book called “Going Rogue”. It sucked, but it sold pretty well. It was five days later when Alex peered over the edge of the cliff to see the female Zombie writing on her laptop, while still hanging from the noose. Curious, the Preacher helped the Zombie back onto the cliff where she promptly introduced herself, and after some tea and biscuits, attacked him before her head was smashed in by Alpha and a sledge hammer. “What the flying fuck was that all about?” Alpha said angrily as he helped omega off the ground, and watched as Nu, Xi, Pi, and Mu returned to Alex’s mind to repair themselves. “Dunno…” Omega said, “But did you see the way that Zombie back flipped, did the splits, lost a leg, and then proceeded to beat the crap out of Eta and San with said leg? My god! That was fucking brutal!” she laughed. “But the way you tore into those two hundred undead back up dancers for My Chemical Romance was fascinating! Where the fuck did you learn those moves!?” she asked amazed still more by Alpha’s agility. “I just rummaged through Alex’s memories of all his high school dances. Twas nothing really.” the Fragment said with a bit of gusto. The Preacher looked at the Female Zombie’s laptop and recognized the name. “Sarah Palin was a Zombie all this time? That explains her intelligence level. Wait, no, this is her Daughter, Bristol Palin’s writing, ‘Going Rogue’ was a typo, the name was actually ‘Going Vogue’.” Sho looked around nervously for the next attack. “Master-” “Seriously, what is up with calling me Master? Just call me by my name, Alex!” the Preacher interrupted. “Sorry master- I mean Alex, but I don’t think we should stand in one place for too long or else-” sho was interrupted as another combo was called out from the distance. “Beta, Zeta, Iota!” she heard Heta’s voice call out. “Not good.” the Fragment said as Alex wondered what she meant. “Why is that combo not good?” “Because, that’s the combo for calling up a evil clone of your target.” Sho breathed. “Let me guess, like Pi did with that whole Xela thing?” Alex inquired. Sho nodded nervously. “Yeah, only except this time, this guy’s five thousand times more powerful then what Pi did. And five thousand times fa-” Sho fell down to the ground, and was launched in the air by several chainsaw wielding octopi. “WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE DAMNED CHAINSAWS!?” Sho raged as a Shadow slammed three clubs into her back, cracking five ribs, shattering her skull, and ripping through both arms. “Great… now I’m going to have the pleasure of growing these things back! Asshole.” she muttered as she returned to Alex’s mind, appearing next to her subordinates. “What!?” the four simply shrugged and went back to sleep. The Shadow slammed into the ground, creating ten F12 mini tornadoes that ripped the seconds away from the ground that the tips touched. Alex yawned. “And who might you be? Wait, let me guess… Megaxela? Negalex? Some random mixing of the letters in my name?” the Preacher sighed as he tapped his foot. In the first tap, Alpha’s kneecaps were crushed, his windpipe torn from his throat, and his lungs torn apart from inside. the second tap, Eta’s spine ripped out, snapped in two, and had one half shoved down his throat and the second stabbed through the side of his ribcage. The third tap, Tau’s head was shoved up Psi’s ass, Psi’s head, shoved up Chi’s ass, Chi’s head, shoved up San’s ass, and San’s head, shoved up Tau’s ass before each was slammed in the crotch with the blade of a two ton ax. The five Fragments returned to the room the others were in, eachs head, smelling like shit. The fourth tap, Rho was impaled through herself as the Shadow snapped her in two and shunted one half up her own ass, causing Rho’s lower intestine to cut off her oxygen supply, suffocating her, and causing her to return to the others, smelling also like shit. “This is not a good thing at all. Alex can’t do anything that would remotely damae that bastard without us!” Alpha said, as his injuries slowly healed back up. “Don’t forget, he’s a Preacher. And that shit burns like Hell.” Rho said, remembering the punishment Alex put her through. “For all our sakes, I hope you’re right Rho. Heta’s a whole fifteen thousand levels above Pi in terms of ability, no offense.” Sho said calmly as everything returned to it’s rightful place. Pi shrugged. “Meh, your injuries are nothing compared to having our heads shoved up each others asses, and then having our heads, and crotches sliced in two by that freak of nature.” Omega nodded. “That thing did all of that, in just four taps of Alex’s foot. I hope he knows what he’s doing out there. Anyone want to take a bet?”
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“I think I just shit out my brain.” Morgan said as the Puperpeep shot out another beam of sexual frustration, the cylinder of pink light rocketing past his left ear and slamming into Nancy Grace’s face. “Let me check. Yep… there it is, on the floor right behind me, why does it have a little h …As Barney Fife’s bones reassembled themselves and performed a moon walking dance of death into the Volcano Of Happy Thoughts and feelings, where he promptly shat himself upon remembering everything that happened to him, Barney woke up on a hospital bed with doctors all around him.
“Where the fuck am I!?” he shouted, grabbing a nearby nurse by the shirt, and ripped it off, revealing that she wasn’t a nurse at all, but a nice cold Miller Light.While the morbidly obese person next to him whispered in his ear, “You just been blown to bits, the Great Mouth has just revived you, its Miller time!” it chuckled as it turned into a combination between Tom Cruise flouting about in a pink tutu and Sarah Jessica Parker’s nose becoming a rocket launcher.”It’s… TOO… FUCKING RANDOM HERE!” Barney shouted as he bounced off the bed and darted past a Grey Hound bus with the face of Rodney Dangerfield. ”I get no passengers I’m telling you, no passengers at all! Heh!”“Shut the fuck up Dangerfield! No one cares!” Barney shouted as he extended his arm and changed it into a Spear of Reality TV Damnation.Rodney proceeded to shrink down while quoting his all time personal favorite porn, “Its too hot for me! Let me take off this paddle and see what happens with the rubber hose, the midget, two gallons of glue, and a Velcro zipper!” and then he exploded into a little pile of confetti. Which somehow brought Barney Fife out of his delusional state of mind and back into the Dimension Beyond Dimensions. He opened his robotic eyes and tried to focus as Joshua slammed his fist into the Robot King’s face once more. ”Get the fuck up Dearest Grandfather! We have work to fucking do!” the Arhem brother said quietly.“I’m not your Grandfather.” Barney said quietly as he bolted on a pair of iron shorts with platinum lining. “It gives me a little zing each time I put these on!” the Robot King said with a little bit of swagger before he realized who was next to him.”Hi. SLAVE.” the Great Mouth whispered to him frantically, “Do you have any fucking idea how bad these two have messed up everything!?” the Mouthian shouted as Joseph lost another game of boggle to one of his drunken Ninjas.“Ha Ha! You have lost another game to me! I am the greatest Ninja ever! Ha Ha!” Joseph simply ripped the Ninja’s eyes out, then ripped off his balls and put his balls in his eye sockets, and taped his eyes to his crotch, then kicked him in the crotch with a chainsaw boot.”Wow. I did… see that coming.” Joshua said with a slight hint of pride. “Eldest Brother. We have new company among us, yet again! Try not to die! And finish off the Council of te-” he was interrupted as the Ninja’s screams of pain, utter terror, and the low, low prices at Best Buy were silenced as he exploded into a little pile of confetti.“What is up with everyone doing that? Why is there no blood!? I want blood!” the Mouthian’s slave shouted.”In due time Slave, in due time. We have much to discuss you and I. But first, tell me something.” the Great Mouth said as Tina Door slammed her fist into Chrissy Chasm’s button like boob and unleashed a horrendous tide of badly advertised cleaning products to emotionally disturbed Emo people.“Yes Master?” Barney said with a bit of heartfelt feelings in his voice.”While you were gone, you know, dead, were you anyone else’s Slave?” the Mouthian asked silently, with a bit of hope that wasn’t the case in his voice.“I WAS FUCKING DEAD YOU IDIOT! OF COURSE I WASN’T ANYONE ELSE’S SLAVE!”Joseph interrupted with a slight grunt, “I was dead too, and I went to the Death Dimension. They forced fucking shrimp down my throat. Seriously, the shrimp were having sex with each other, as the demented bastard in charge of that place crammed them down my throat.” there was an awkward silence, as everyone just kind of shuffled away from Joseph as he began to glow. “But! On the upside! I got this gnarly tan! Time to hit the waves!” the eldest Arhem said with a little bit of demon in his voice. “OF TERROR! TIME TO HIT THE WAVES OF TERROR AND DESTRUCTION AGAINST MORGAN AND ALL THOSE WHO WOULD DEFY THE GREAT ONES DEMANDS!”It was at this same moment, the endless army of tiny Peeps combined to form a six foot tall Puperpeep, with warship like cannons that popped from his eyes that shot beams of terror, from his nose that shot beams of death, from his mouth that shot beams of hate, and ten thousand from each of his little Peep like nipples, that shot beams of sexual frustration. One such beam hit Antimo right in the face. And he instantly regretted that three way between two morbidly obese women, the trampoline, two midgets, a line of sodapop, the Denver Broncos, and some guy with a funny hat. Morgan patted him on the back, and gave him a sad hug. “I feel for you Antimo, I really do, that’s why I’m posting the video on Youtube.”Antimo’s ego was shattered like ten frogs in a science disection class. “Why? We could’ve done so much more, if I hadn’t fallen under twelve hundred pounds of pure mass. They had no heads man! It was like having it your way at Burger King, only except they give you a small shot of water in the face instead of a giant sized Coke!”Morgan had no fucking idea what his former friend was talking about, and focused his attention on the mutated Peep commando strike force heading their way in the dense jungles of Aneeh’s head of hair.”Well, this is certainly a weird twist.” Morgan noted as creatures too horrendous, too horrid, too demented to be described, fought with giant Q-tips against the wax monsters of Alderan. “Why!? That’s all I’m asking is why!?” Morgan shouted to no one as he clapped his hands together and placed them on a transmutation circle.“Um… oh fuck.” Antimo said as he changed into a bean of absolute terror.”I am Lord Voldemort! Where is Harry Potter!?” a dark wizard that shot from one of Aneeh’s bald spots roared before a volley of spikes ripped through the dark wizard’s head. Shortly there after Harry, Ron, and Hemroid cream emerged from another bald spot with no clear idea of how they got their in the first place.“Seriously! WHY!?” Morgan roared as his pressed harder into the circle and caused ten million needles to shoot into the trio of adventurers, ripping off their synthetic flesh and revealing the Peepinators sent back in time to kill John Peeper. “Oh fuck me! COME ON! ISN’T THERE ANYTHING IN THIS FUCKING DIMENSION THAT DOESN’T HAPPEN!?” Morgan shouted as he clapped his hands a third time and Tinkerbell appeared, before a now kidney bean shaped Antimo swatted her with his ‘Fairy Be Gone’ flyswatter.”We seriously just need to deal with these Peeps before a team of Peep infested John Madden clones appears and… too late.” Antimo said as he pointed towards the Peepinators who somehow changed into John Madden if his head were replaced by a giant man eating, demon Peep.“Do we really have to go through this Morgan? seriously!? I’M A FUCKING KIDNEY BEAN FOR CHRIST SAKE!” Antimo shouted as Morgan noted that the kidney bean under him wore a Kamakaze head band and threw himself into a boiling pot in the name of Boston Baked Beans.”Oh my fucking god! When is there NOT a cliched, satirical, reference to a Celebrity, a food roup, Sports announcer, Movie Character, dark wizard, and or healthy bean type!? Genjitsu ni wa nejire no jon wa, eiga o kakutoku!” the Ruby Wolf shouted and performed the right hand signals by placing the Wii motes in their proper positions.“No way… John Woo! The director of Bill and Ted movies, the Passion Of The Heist, Dead Cereal Presidents, and Sleepless In That Taco Ten Feet Over There!” Antimo cried with passion as John Woo kicked him off their filming studio. ”You got kicked by Woo biatch!” Morgan taunted his enemy before being punched in the groin by a stray beam of sexual frustration. “WHY CANT I GET ANY TAILS! SERIOUSLY! I MUST’VE FLIPPED THIS PENNY A THOUSAND TIMES AND I KEEP GETTING HEADS!” the Human laughed.Antimo did not think it was funny at all. Then all Hell broke loose, killed the Peep commando strike force, destroyed the Peepinators, killed John Peeper himself, cut John Woo’s funding, fired the John Madden Peep monsters, and set reality where they thought it was the most appropriate. ”Fox News Head Quarters!?” Antimo yelled.“Could be worse.” Morgan commented as the lights sparked to life. And they saw the ultimate forms of Evil in two seats right next to each other, staring at them from across the table they were seated at. ”Hi! And welcome to the Nancy “I’m going to eat your children one day” Grace and Glenn “Dark forces are writing a book about me” Beck, and this is ‘Kill Yourself America! You’re Not Good Enough To Live Another Day!” the announcer read from the teleprompter as metal chains wrapped themselves around Morgan and Antimo. ”You were saying?” Antimo questioned his new best friend.”Wait for it… just fucking wait for it.” Morgan ‘Ruby Wolf’ Gavin said quietly, waiting for the other shoe to drop.“Tonight’s guests will be questioned about-”Posted via web from {{http://twistedhauptansragepage.posterous.com}}
As Barney Fife’s bones reassembled themselves and performed a moon walking dance of death into the Volcano Of Happy Thoughts and feelings, where he promptly shat himself upon remembering everything that happened to him, Barney woke up on a hospital bed with doctors all around him.”Where the fuck am …Antimo was in a death struggle with Mailcat as it had become known in this strange new Dimesnion.
“What’s wrong? CAT got your tounge!?” it hissed as it smacked the clear liquid like Pug in the face with two sledge hammers, sending the small animal flying into the air, coincidentally knocking a nineteen fifties family out of the air as they were sitting down to enjoy a thanksgiving feast, made out of the man’s Mother-in-law and cheesey poofs.“YOU’LL PAY FOR THAT! DOG FARTING POWER!” Antimo roared as he struggled to regain the shape of his true form. But it was no use, he was stuck in this dog form until a greater threat arrived. Mailcat gained twenty five experience points for defeating Antimo the Pug and evolved into Fedora Cat, the ultimate form of Mailcat with the exception that it wore a fedora instead of a Mailman uniform.”With this! I can rule this Dimension in no tim-““Acid web strike!” a friendly voice called out as a ball of smoking green webbing five times the size of Fedora Cat, exploded as soon as the ball had engulfed him.”Green Spiderman is on the job!”“Red Spiderman is burning up with the blaing passion of youth!”
“Blue Spiderman is fucking depressed and is going to seek therapy for his various insecurities about running around in tights with two other guys!” the three voices rang out in unison.“Oh crap, not these guys again.” the Pug ruffed annoyed that the three worst enemies he’d ever face were landing right in front of him.They were the Spiderman Brothers, each bitten with an elementally radiated spider in a high school musical, they have spent their lives annoying the crap out of the general populace for the last two minutes. And they also wore Red, Green and Blue Spiderman costumes, because they figured why not go with flare into battle. ”My passion is burning!” Red Spiderman said as his fists caught on fire with no effect to him what so ever.”I’ll melt your heart, and the rest of you while I’m at it at the same time!” Green Spiderman retorted, his webbing forming a beating heart.“I’m going to go hang myself.” Blue Spiderman said with a bit of anger in his voice. “No one understands me!”Antimo was pissed off by this point and ripped their heads off with his hidden four hundred yotta power lever kamehamehack burning fury. “I hate Emo Spiderman!” the Pug retaliated. But just as the blast was about to connect, a black suited Spiderman flicked the blast away with his finger.“I’m Emo Spiderman, I sing songs while crying and occasionally cut myself with my own webbing, to make sure that I’m part of a culturally dead society of costume wearing Midgets. And you’re going to pay for almost not tearing their heads off.” Emo Spiderman said as he bobbed his head to the music of what he thought was heavy metal, but it turned out to be a Kids Bop CD of Justin Timberlake’s songs. Which pretty much had the same effect.”Wow… so this is my Hell huh? INFINITE FACEBOOK SUPERPOKE WITH A GLASS OF RED WINE!” Antimo called out, but then instantly regretted it, after he mysteriously became aware that he had to poop.“That is the power of Emo Spiderman! I make people want to poop!” Emo Spiderman shouted slightly depressed and tossing his hair out of his face. Red, Green and Blue Spiderman saw this as a threat to their masculine side and decided to combine their super robots to form White Spiderman.”Have no need to fear, an Underdog copyright infringement is here!” White Spiderman said as Emo Spiderman locked on to his target and blinked.While Antimo the Pug was busy trying to poop out a battleship attack, White and Emo Spiderman were locked in a death struggle of epic Scrabble like proportions. ”D,O,G triple letter score!” White Spiderman said as he plastered the face of Emo Spiderman with what was hopefully webbing and not some other substance. Emo Spiderman opened his ribcage as energy gathered into his black, withered, evil, and beating heart, and unleashed a CMT awards show so devastating, that not even Antimo had the manners to pinch off his attack as Garth Brooks presented best porno in a country music video about old people and cart lifting.The result was devastating, as Garth Brooks was on stage covered in shit, Emo Spiderman had a thick layer of definitely not white webbing all over his body, and White Spiderman reverted back into Red, Green and Blue Spidermen, only to find out that after a substantial time, Blue Spiderman had hung himself, slit his wrists, and wrote a note declaring he was gay and could not live in such a destructive environment, that and hated hated Emo people while secretly being Emo Spiderman to begin with.”Wow…. um… who are you then?” Red Spiderman said as the Pug yipped, growled, barked, and struggled to push a two ton anchor out of his sphincter. Needless to say, it was a complete and utter failure, as he now struggled to get around while a two hundred megaton Warship was connected to his ass.He felt fucking macho about this. Meanwhile, Emo Spiderman turned out to be the real Blue Spiderman, and proved to his brother thus by saying”The tidal wave of my strength shall wash the Evil’s out of any harbor I come into port with!” this confused Red Spiderman and his promptly set his blue brother on fire.“Burning web strike: Crotch shot of death!” Red Spiderman cried out as Napalm like webbing covered his brother. Who also happened to be a Tibetan Monk being chased by the Chinese Google Police.’Fuck this…” Antimo the pug thought to himself as the warship, still being connected to his ass via two ton anchor, fired off an Apoopalyptic hail of fire that burned the very countryside manner for rich old white people with stuffy families. This happened to be the very continent Antimo had landed on, and he soon heard from the surviving families Lawyers for endangering the wildlife with live ammunition, when the legal limit was only a nuclear holocaust of Pidgeon crap.
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Antimo was in a death struggle with Mailcat as it had become known in this strange new Dimesnion.”What’s wrong? CAT got your tounge!?” it hissed as it smacked the clear liquid like Pug in the face with two sledge hammers, sending the small animal flying into the air, coincidentally knocking a ninete …Morgan woke up with a start, he wet nose gleaming in the morning sun.
”Okay, that was interesting. Was that all a dream or- oh… still a wolf. Damn.” Morgan realized his problem. His former Brindle Boxer Samson, who had passed away in the Waking Dimension four days prior to he coincidental meet up in Sarah’s dream almost five hundred years ago, Dream Dimension time, had reunited with him. He was still getting used to the bright green grass, the blazing blue sky with puffy white clouds, the crystal clear ocean that surrounded the island they were on, and the simple fact that dogs knew how to speak English and wore clothes. He scratched himself behind his long, fine ruby fur covered ears and let his tongue hang out of his mouth as he looked around the room he was in.It was a simple one bedroom building, white ceiling, blue walls, and Mahogany wood floors with a Marble fire pit in the middle of the room. On the walls there were pictures of dogs he never knew existed, great big ones that shot lightning out their asses every time they took a shit, and tiny dogs no bigger then his strange little fleshy bump on the back of his leg near his foot. His green eyes, even though still Human in nature, had lost some of the colors that beamed from every corner of the room. The colors did seem a little duller, but then again, he was now a part of the Canine Genus. ”Ok… this is still strange for me -Hey is that a bowl of steak flavored dog food! COME TO PAPA!” he barked happily as he bounded towards the silver dog food bowl and began munching happily on the tiny kibbles in the shape of mailmen, UPS delivery people, and Joan Rivers left leg, that looked suspiciously like beef jerky. He heard a scratch on the door, and smelled things he’d never smelled as a Human, there was the scent of the morning light, the smell of the ocean air that kind or reminded him of a giant hair dryer, and his butt. He had never smelled his own butt before. And now that he was able to, he never wished to do it again. The scratching noise sounded off again, and Morgan lifted his Wolfy head out of the food bowl lazily and tried figuring out how to fix this situation he was in.On the one hand, someone was at the door, and on the other, he was eating. The Wolf’s ears flattened with great annoyance, and then perked up excitedly. Morgan had a plan! ”One minute!” he barked as he pushed the food bowl over to the door with his nose, while at the same time stepping on the peddle that opened the door. He looked up while still bury his mouth into the bowl of seemingly endless food. “Wow. Simply wow. You must not have eaten anything for quite sometime, huh Master?” Samson gruffly asked while motioning with his thick brown fuzzy head. ”Haven’t had anything to eat in about three hundred years, Dream Dimension time. That reminds me, what Dimension is this?” Morgan asked, finally getting the last of the food from the bowl into his mouth and munching happily.”Dimension? What’s a Dimension?” Samson asked while walking on the pale dirt path that led from Morgan’s temporary house to the main village. “Tell me you’re kidding right? You… never mind… I just realized something here.” Samson looked back bored, his brown eyes softly tracing his former master’s body for any signs of damage, when he smelled something that made his fur stand on end. “Master! You have things on you! What are they!?” he growled as he tackled Morgan to the floor. ”Seriously? We, literally, just got here, and already I’m in a fight!? The fuck is your problem!?” Samson backed off while whimpering. “I’m sorry Master, but I thought you brought something with you, other than your two friends, and I thought it was a danger. I am the Alpha dog here after all.”Morgan understood all about pack behavior and canine mentality. Samson was only trying to protect his loved ones from danger. “It’s okay, Nordafet, Credion, Reason, you guys can come on out now, I’m perfectly fine.” Samson sat on his hind legs and puffed a few times, making his cheeks flap out occasionally. “Where the fuck are we this time!? Okay, first, it was a hilly grassy field, then an Old West town, then a giant robot battle, then a amusement park, then a grave yard filled with bats, then a forest, then another battlefield, then a three housed place - GOD! CAN WE JUST STAY IN ONE PLACE LONG ENOUGH FOR ME TO GET TO BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE!?” Nordafet hissed as he slipped out of the shadow that Morgans body cast. ”CAT ALERT!” Samson barked as he charged towards the Deom with a lightning quick ferocity and head butted the poor creature in the face with little effect as the Brindle Boxer went right through him. “Yeah, that tends to happen.” the Deom quipped as his long flexible tail wrapped around his body. “More to the point, why am I a cat?” Nordafet asked as he extended his claws and retracted them. “Never mind! I like this! Well I’ll go tell the others that all three of us are now felines. This is going to be interesting none the less.” Morgan felt his friend slide back into his shadow that led to his mind. “We have bigger things to worry about then Cats at the moment.” Sam ruffed quietly. ”Don’t we always?” Morgan replied, howling at a passing bird that gave him the finger and pile drove him into the ground. “Like them.” smason laughed eagerly as he chased the bird into the distance.“Hey! Wait up!” morgan howled happily.Aneeh Arhem, the Chinese Crestid, had become enveloped in a cloud of ugliness so raging, so torrential, so devastating, that an army of bitchy supermodels on their periods were sent in, to counteract her ugliness. “Ugh! Like, get a make over! And a boob job!” one woman said as her darkly tanned sking made her platinum blonde hair seem bright what in comparison. ”Or like, six of them!” two of the women said with snide looks of disapproval and raging fits of laughter. Aneeh simply licked them from crotch to face, and her saliva turned them into screeching old hags with four foot long drooping breasts and bald patches on their hairy Baboon like asses. “Well… I guess this condition of mine works out for something.” she whispered to herself sadly.A small demonic looking Chihuahua burst form a fiery pit of damnation, and after eating a taco, it gave her a look of terrifying disgust, had a heart attack, and then burst into a puff of confetti. But in that confetti, Aneeh felt a strong foreboding feeling, like the return of someone she desperately did not want to see again. ‘Dearest Grandfather wants to see you again my Lovable Daughter!’ a cold thought flowed into her dog like mind with a tingling Spidersense. “My Spider Sense is tingling!” she said to herself as she lowered her front and raised her rear and shot a giant metal harpoon out of her ass attached to several chains and flew off into the sun.Posted via web from {{http://twistedhauptansragepage.posterous.com}}
Morgan woke up with a start, he wet nose gleaming in the morning sun. ”Okay, that was interesting. Was that all a dream or- oh… still a wolf. Damn.” Morgan realized his problem. His former Brindle Boxer Samson, who had passed away in the Waking Dimension four days prior to he coincidental meet …