Alex De Spirito, charged with the gathering of the Fragments of reality, had just made the first actual mistake. He had spoken out of turn when Sho was speaking, causing gasps of excitement from the other Fragments around her.

“Why have you come here Human!? Do you not know of the danger you pose to us, just simply by standing in that spot!?” she yelled as Rho smiled, revealing the sharp diamonds in her teeth.

 ”It seems that one of our number wishes to challenge this… intruder to the death, for the right to gather our number!” Alex slapped his forehead, not really wanting to fight.  ”Are you sure it’s because I’m standing in this spot? Couldn’t there have been some other spot in which you get angry at people for standing in?” he asked somberly as Rho, a large stony female with six arms and the Devil’s nuts as her weapon.

“Really!? Oh come on!” the Human groaned as Rho walked towards the Preacher with a glaring smile in her left eye. ‘Simply do as you did when Pi was testing you Alex, and everything should be okay.’  Nu said aloud in the circular room, watching with the others as Alex and Rho stood face to little toe.

‘He’s gonna be in a lot of pain… isn’t he?’ Alpha asked with a slight look of bemusement, Omega on the other hand, didn’t like the look of things at all. ‘If I recall correctly, Rho won over ten battles with just one of the Devil’s nuts. One! Alex better think of some interesting combinations, or Rho’s gonna beat the living fuck out of him.’ she said with a little bit of edginess in her voice.

“Nu, Xi, Mu, Pi!”  Alex said as Rho jumped into the air as the battlefield became the inside of a large, brightly lit, red, rubber Voit ball. Icicles shot from Alex’s eyes and shattered against the stony body of Rho.  ”RHO, RHO, RHO!” the Fragment roared as three of her six arms broke off and grew into three different versions of their creator.

“Meet Roh, Hor, and Ohr!” the Fragment lauded as the Devil’s left nut began to grow a wildly bright yellow. Rho simply punched this as hard as she could, and somewhere in the universe, the Devil wept tears of shame while holding his still bleeding crotch. “Attack!” the Fragment commanded as the copies surrounded alex. “Alpha, Pi, Xi!” the Preacher roared as tens of thousands of tiny clay spiders shot out of his finger tips and climbed all over Roh.

“Oh shi-” the Copy didn’t even have time to say the second word, as the weight of the tiny clay spiders increased dramatically and crushed her into a singularity, then exploded outwards, sending bits and chunks of stony body parts flying into the soft, rubbery surface of the Voit ball, where they rocketed into a single point of Orh’s face, gradually chipping through the back of her skull. “Wow… that was interesting.” Alex said as he began to smile.

The only Copy left was Hor, and Alex knew just how to end her existence. “Omega, Nu, Pi!” the Preacher whispered as several huge drills ensnared Hor at vital spots on her body. “HAVE MERCY! PLEASE!” she shouted as the slow whine of the drills groaned into roaring thunderclouds of death.

“Mercy? Then Rho should’ve never ordered you to attack me.” Alex said as he turned his back to her and threw out his hands for effect, then clenched it into a fist. The drills pummeled their way through Hor’s body as she screamed till yellow blood shot out of her mouth. The drills impaled themselves through her throat, heart, legs, right arms, and down her spine. Her screaming was replaced by a cold and lifeless gurgle. “What else have you to throw at me?” Alex said with little regard for the consequences.

‘That was most impressive!’ Omega said cheerfully, and then Rho attacked. ‘Nevermind…’ Alpha said happily, not know what surprises Alex might churn out.

“Alpha, Nu! Alpha, Xi! Alpha, Pi! Alpha, Mu!” the Human said as he bent over backwards, hand sprung into the air, and rebounded off the wall and shot straight passed Rho’s out reaching three arms. Rho turned around, only to find four monkeys on typewriters. “Huh?” Rho was confused until she bent down to look at the typewriters.

They each had ten miniguns. This made Rho very nervous. Alex once again, clenched his fist and the omnidirectional, omnidimensional, and really bright spray of drill like bullets pounded through Rho’s tough rock like skin. The monkeys finished writing and walked away from their typewriters. Rho’s covering fell off gradually, but her anger only served to make the Devil’s right nut excited. She simply punched it and felt the power surge through her. “Not done with me yet?” Alex said quietly. “Do you realize what’s at stake? Is this what you really want me to do? Waste time fighting, while the Golden Strands eat away at Existence slowly!? FINE THEN! TAKE THIS IN MY STEAD! ALPHA, OMEGA, NU, XI, MU, PI!” Alex roared as he simply socked Rho in the face repeatedly while lightning struck the place his fists landed.

Ten yotta volts, the force of ten billion suns exploding, and Alexs fury pounded Rho’s head deeper and deeper into the crater that was slowly forming beneath each and every blow. Sho jumped in to stop Alex’s next blow, but ended up on the business side of a lightning strike that slammed her entire nervous system to the bottom of her feet.  ”AAAAAGH!” the Leader of the Duotri screamed as her body simply fell to pieces while alex continued to assault a slowly fading Rho. ‘Stop! your killing her!’ Pi shouted as he slammed his fist into the table, giving Alex a moment of numbness that shot through his body. The Preacher kept punching Rho’s face in like ten battering rams crashing through a wet piece of toilet paper.

Sho struggled to get her bodies limbs in working order while the rest of the Duotri tried saving their comrades life. “Enough Alex… it’s time to stop this.” a voice called out from the distance. The sound and dissonance scrambled through the Preacher’s mind like a tornado of Ginsu blades, severing all connection to continue this attack. The last of the lightning bolts struck Rho in the throat, carving a large chunk the went straight through, as Alex began to regain composure of himself.

Morgan, Aneeh, and Antimo stared at each other, then to the Families they had been traveling with, then to the giant foot of the Colossus of Darkness. One thought entered their minds before the foot slammed down like a meteor storm.  ”Kuso jijī hōmu kōgeki fuchō!” Morgan shouted in a bored tone of voice.

 A nearby retirement home for ailing Masters of Gravely Forbidden Exploding and Killing Techniques, which had been in the red for sometime was ripped from the ground and flew into the bottom of the Colossus’s foot, causing every Master in the building with Dementia, Alzheimer’s Disease, and Amnesia to slam into the nearest person, and detonated the building’s gas main. The explosion tore the Planetoids foot off, which was sent flying into a school for blind, deaf, and mute construction workers, who were being taught how to disarm a bomb with their fists. Antimo laughed at the proceeding explosion, like a child laughing at the fallen ego’s of the people inside the Mickey Mouse costume’s at Disney Land. Except for the fact that pieces of deaf, blind, and mute construction workers were piling on top of Antimo. Morgan laughed as both the pile and Antimo were stepped on by a roving foot of another Colossus of Darkness.

The two Planetoids began slow dancing all over Antimo’s broken and still laughing body.

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Alex De Spirito, charged with the gathering of the Fragments of reality, had just made the first actual mistake. He had spoken out of turn when Sho was speaking, causing gasps of excitement from the other Fragments around her. “Why have you come here Human!? Do you not know of the danger you po …